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Posted on 8/6/16 at 8:19 pm to Rouge
Damn, you suck. You make Owlie look like a valuable contributor around here.
Posted on 8/6/16 at 8:20 pm to rmnldr
After about thirty minutes of berating her because she was an a-hole, I told her that her mother should have aborted her when she was three and done the world a favor. She ended up crying and leaving.
Posted on 8/6/16 at 8:24 pm to Warfarer
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I told her that her mother should have aborted her when she was three and done the world a favor
This doesn't even make sense.
Damn you suck. You make Rouge seem like a valuable contributor around here.
Posted on 8/6/16 at 8:34 pm to rmnldr
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This post was edited on 8/7/16 at 12:58 pm
Posted on 8/6/16 at 8:56 pm to Merck
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My ex wife got into this kick of whispering "I'll do anything you want" in the middle of sex. "Just tell me you want, I'll do anything." The first time she said it, I immediately thought this was gonna be great, but then... I said I wanted a blow job. "Well anything but THAT."
"Doggy style?"
"Anything but THAT."
"Will you get on top?" I asked.
"Anything but THAT."
After she pulled that shite 3 or 4 different times in bed I finally told her "Just lay there and shut the frick up."
What was sex like before marriage? Was this a sudden change or something?
Posted on 8/6/16 at 9:06 pm to rmnldr
I had a gigantic argument with my mother-in-law, we called each other a bunch of things, and I kicked her free-loading, insane, back-stabbing arse out of the house. Wife agreed with me 100%
God, that was a great day.
God, that was a great day.
This post was edited on 8/6/16 at 9:07 pm
Posted on 8/6/16 at 9:15 pm to CaptainBrannigan
Mine would be eerily similar.
Posted on 8/7/16 at 12:00 am to ZappBrannigan
Told my son that my fondest memory of him was when he ran down his mother's leg
Posted on 8/7/16 at 12:54 am to Richards Cranium
It was indirectly. In 8th grade, we had a Korean kid who barely spoke English. I was kind of in charge of him, and we taught each other curse words.
We had him call a girl in our class a "big cow pussy bitch". Don't ask me why. It was 8th grade.
Her response began, "Dong, you slant eyed motherfricker, ..."
The girl and I are still friends. No idea what happened to Dong.
We had him call a girl in our class a "big cow pussy bitch". Don't ask me why. It was 8th grade.
Her response began, "Dong, you slant eyed motherfricker, ..."
The girl and I are still friends. No idea what happened to Dong.
Posted on 8/7/16 at 1:43 am to rmnldr
I was once in the passenger seat of my brother's truck when an old man cut him off. He screamed something along the the lines of "You Ichabod Crane looking motherfricker!"
Just took me off guard
Just took me off guard
Posted on 8/7/16 at 3:56 am to LSUGrad9295
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This post was edited on 8/9/22 at 10:42 pm
Posted on 8/7/16 at 5:59 am to highcotton2
Nice backyard, hillbilly.
Posted on 8/7/16 at 6:53 am to Cdawg
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I told an ex she needs to learn how to give a better blow job. Apparently that was pretty mean.
But not as mean as when she blew my friend and then told me she did it to get better.
I think Cdawg wins this one. He made me laugh the hardest, at any rate.
Posted on 8/7/16 at 9:05 am to rmnldr
I told my ex gf of 2 years "I only dated your fat arse to get close to X" (X being her best friend) after she cheated on me. Which was a total lie at the time but ironically were together now and they fricking hate each other.
Posted on 8/7/16 at 9:08 am to zmanthetigerfan
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) after she cheated on me
and you're still with her?
Posted on 8/7/16 at 9:11 am to rmnldr
I dated an older cougar lady for a short time. During one of our arguments, I told her that her arse looked like two pieces of lunch ham hanging side by side from a clothesline on a windy day. And it did.
Posted on 8/7/16 at 9:14 am to Cdawg
Let that be a lesson to all guys everywhere.....girls remember everything
Posted on 8/7/16 at 9:15 am to Hammertime
quote:
.girls remember everything
except what you want them to
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