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re: What's the Max body count you allow a woman that you're considering dating?
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:44 pm to Me and my beaches
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:44 pm to Me and my beaches
I don't date serial or cereal killers.
0
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:47 pm to Me and my beaches
It’s cringe when alters obviously make these posts.
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:47 pm to brass2mouth
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Serious question.
How old are you?
“Body count” …you sound like a moron.
So what you're saying is that you are married to a whore and you know it.
That you've spent your married life bumping into her numerous old flames that had her when she was young and worth having.
But they weren't stupid enough to marry a whore, so she had to settle for a loser that was stupid enough to marry a whore, which is you.
Go enjoy your pride and joy, might as well, everyone else has !
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:48 pm to ipodking
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How’d you feel about a woman whom has only been with one guy but that guy had a horse cock and they fricked all the time?
Still feel a hell of a lot better about that than if she was the neighborhood bicycle
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:48 pm to Me and my beaches
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used up whore
Give me this one. Not interested in training them and really don’t want to be told no, ever.
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:49 pm to Me and my beaches
Why are you even asking? The number will be too high no matter what she says
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:49 pm to CunningLinguist
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women with 0 or 1 are going to be bad at sex on average.
Or maybe if she has a high partner count, she's a lousy lay and has a high partner count because nobody comes back for more.
Marry a 0 and she doesn't have any bad habits.
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:49 pm to CrappyPants
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No more than 6. I don't like beef curtains
That's not how vaginas work, dude
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:49 pm to SlapahoeTribe
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but I admit I’d feel damned uncomfortable if I found out her number was something crazy like 50+.
Haha. Yeah, that would be an uncomfortable conversation followed by a few awkward weeks of who the hell did I marry.
But, from the beginning she’s always respected herself and it took months of dating, a commitment of monogamy and a full panel of negative std tests to get some; so I’m pretty sure it’s a low number.
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:50 pm to jchamil
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Still feel a hell of a lot better about that than if she was the neighborhood bicycle
What if she never had sex at all, but her favorite dildo had the approximate length and circumference of your forearm?
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:50 pm to Me and my beaches
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I'm not risking years, kids, finances etc on some slut that's banged half the town. How can you be proud to be married to a whore?
Exactly. And all the overly confident “my body count is higher than hers” who have no idea. Change it to “penile count” and see how anxious you are to go down on her. Popping a virgin and teaching her the ropes is so much more rewarding than slopping up sloppy seconds.
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:50 pm to Me and my beaches
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So what you're saying is that you are married to a whore and you know it. That you've spent your married life bumping into her numerous old flames that had her when she was young and worth having. But they weren't stupid enough to marry a whore, so she had to settle for a loser that was stupid enough to marry a whore, which is you. Go enjoy your pride and joy, might as well, everyone else has !
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:50 pm to Me and my beaches
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So what you're saying is that you are married to a whore and you know it.
I guess this is why there are so many "all women are whores" type posters
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:51 pm to MSTiger33
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Why are you even asking? The number will be too high no matter what she says
Because he's an incel and he needs a reason for why girls won't frick him.
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:52 pm to Me and my beaches
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That you've spent your married life bumping into her numerous old flames that had her when she was young and worth having.
My wife's best friend is married to the guy who took her (wife's) virginity. He's funny as hell and we hang out fairly often. I see why she banged him.
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But they weren't stupid enough to marry a whore, so she had to settle for a loser that was stupid enough to marry a whore, which is you.
Where does the number of previous partners turn into an issue in your opinion? 3? 10? Anything greater than 0?
quote:chicks can smell your insecurities, and they smell like axe body spray.
Go enjoy your pride and joy, might as well, everyone else has !
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:53 pm to wadewilson
OP is going to marry a girl that tells him 4 when he asks but dropped the leading 2 in the number
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:54 pm to fallguy_1978
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OP is going to marry a girl
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:54 pm to wadewilson
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Because he's an incel and he needs a reason for why girls won't frick him.
Hence my Elliot Rodger reference earlier.
For those that forget who Elliot Rodger was, he was an incel that went on a mass shooting spree trying to kill sorority chicks that wouldn't frick him. Made a ton of youtube videos prior to it and wrote a manifesto.
LINK
The OP posts read just like some of Elliot's Youtube videos sounded
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:54 pm to Me and my beaches
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What's the Max body count you allow a woman that you're considering dating?
Depends on whether or not I'm in the mood for anal.
Posted on 3/1/22 at 12:56 pm to stout
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No more than 6. I don't like beef curtains
That's not how vaginas work, dude
This is why we need sex education in schools.
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