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Posted on 1/25/19 at 9:12 am to X123F45
I put on Kind of Blue and shined my own shoes.
Posted on 1/25/19 at 9:12 am to Furious_George
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How does that work?
You know.......
Like boobie sex but with but cheeks.
Posted on 1/25/19 at 9:12 am to X123F45
Cut a huge fart just outside my co-worker's office while he was on a conference.
rattled fricking windows.
rattled fricking windows.
Posted on 1/25/19 at 9:13 am to X123F45
Drove around lost for 2 hours in Houston and refused to use Google Maps or ask for directions.
Posted on 1/25/19 at 9:14 am to X123F45
Put up fencing, played Horse with my son and continued reading The Old Man and the Sea to him.
This post was edited on 1/25/19 at 9:17 am
Posted on 1/25/19 at 9:15 am to oogabooga68
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Convinced FrankDrebins' wife to lie and say she was on her period.

Posted on 1/25/19 at 9:17 am to X123F45
Yelled the F word at my TV roughly 62 times and scared my kids on Sunday around 5PM.
Posted on 1/25/19 at 9:18 am to X123F45
I towed a BBQ trailer from point A to point B.
Posted on 1/25/19 at 9:20 am to UpToPar
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quote: Had sex with my wife. Spanked one of my kids.
Hopefully not at the same time.

Posted on 1/25/19 at 9:20 am to Slagathor
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Went to Lowe’s not knowing where some random thing I needed was. Walked around the store for 20 minutes instead of asking an employee.
frick YES.
PS Wassssup homie
Posted on 1/25/19 at 9:22 am to X123F45
At my Dad’s funeral yesterday I told my future brother in law that it would be an honor to walk my sister down the aisle and give her away to you without shedding a tear.
Posted on 1/25/19 at 9:23 am to X123F45
Competed for 3 days at Wodapalooza in Miami last weekend totaling 7 events.
Will bench 300+ today just to do it.
Will bench 300+ today just to do it.
Posted on 1/25/19 at 9:23 am to X123F45
Reprimanded a fellow man who was gawking at a woman's breasts.
Tied a rope around my legs to keep them from manspreading on the train.
Taught an impromptu class, but let the women in the class teach so I didn't mansplain.
Shaved with a Gillette razor
Tied a rope around my legs to keep them from manspreading on the train.
Taught an impromptu class, but let the women in the class teach so I didn't mansplain.
Shaved with a Gillette razor
Posted on 1/25/19 at 9:24 am to bakersman
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At my Dad’s funeral yesterday I told my future brother in law that it would be an honor to walk my sister down the aisle and give her away to you without shedding a tear.
Word of advice man, cry
Posted on 1/25/19 at 9:25 am to X123F45
Took the trash out and brought the trash cans from the road to the house.
Posted on 1/25/19 at 9:26 am to X123F45
Made par on the par 5 7th hole at grey rock
Posted on 1/25/19 at 9:26 am to Tester1216
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Took the trash out and brought the trash cans from the road to the house.
Well you're a woman.
Posted on 1/25/19 at 9:28 am to X123F45
Core drilled a concrete slab for some bollards. Unloaded dump truck tires with a half broken forklift. Patched and painted my living room. Hit 10 reps on a 415 pound deadlift. I am all that is man.
Posted on 1/25/19 at 9:29 am to X123F45
Used the new farmer's walk bars I ordered.
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