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re: What's the laziest thing you have ever done?

Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:26 pm to
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:26 pm to
You know what? Forget it. I'm not really interested in asking you about your Jedi powers.

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Tolstoy

Too depressing. I give myself enough of that as it is.

quote:

terd

That's not laziness. That just you being a genius.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108738 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

That's not laziness. That just you being a genius.


Thanks, man. I put a lot of thought into my laziness.

My motto: work smarter, not harder
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16461 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

I have resigned to going back to sleep when needing to take a wicked piss. This is sober, mind you. Little fear of actually pissing myself.


I do this too. Except I actually pissed the bed sober with my ex-gf in the bed with me. Kept thinking I could make it until my alarm went off and going back to sleep, eventually had the piss dream at 5:30 and woke up to realize I was not in fact pissing on a log outside but was wetting the bed. I've never pissed the bed drunk, only the one time as an adult and I was sober
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108738 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

the piss dream


Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27230 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

I have resigned to going back to sleep when needing to take a wicked piss. This is sober, mind you. Little fear of actually pissing myself.


Holding a piss regularly can cause all kinds of problems down the road.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

upon further research, I believe it was Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach who said, "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.")

No, I'll score it. Tolstoy did talk about how awesome laziness is. He just wasn't as funny about it as Russell.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11543 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:36 pm to
I've had my car for about 3 years now and have never set the radio pre sets.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:38 pm to
I text my kids to bring me shite all the time.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:42 pm to
I often take snacks to work for lunch because I don't feel like making a sandwich or something.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15304 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:48 pm to
I was riding a gator once at work blowing off a sidewalk at the same time because i didn't feel like walking.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97618 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:49 pm to
2 land lines at my parents house


I used to call from my bedroom to the kitchen to tell my mom to bring me food
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:50 pm to
I have a refrigerator, water dispenser and coffeemaker upstairs at my house.
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
17152 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:50 pm to
I have peed in the sink before instead of walking to the upstairs bathroom (bathroom one was occupied)
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:51 pm to
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water dispenser
you mean like a fricking.... faucet/sink?
This post was edited on 10/15/14 at 1:52 pm
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

refrigerator


I have a mini fridge in my walkin closet.
A girl gets thirsty getting readyto go out.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

you mean like a fricking.... faucet/sink?



This post was edited on 10/15/14 at 1:53 pm
Posted by Paige
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Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:53 pm to
In your defense, that's a lot to adjust

I use foil for warming stuff in the oven instead of dirtying a baking sheet


My friend takes the cake though. She said when all her dishes are dirty, she'll just wrap a plate in foil and eat off it instead of washing it
Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
44671 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:54 pm to
What the heck is a baking sheet.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97618 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

My friend takes the cake though. She said when all her dishes are dirty, she'll just wrap a plate in foil and eat off it instead of washing it



she wins

that's disgusting
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 1:58 pm to
HA. okay...
i was like this uppity mother fu...calling sinks/faucets "water dispensers" and acting like it's not normal to have sinks upstairs.
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