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re: What's The Dumbest Question You Ever Heard Someone Ask?
Posted on 5/9/19 at 7:29 pm to OweO
Posted on 5/9/19 at 7:29 pm to OweO
When referring to a railroad that went from Buffalo to New York, some moron asked if it was New York City or New York State.
Also this dude told me that his uncle was 5’12”. I said, “6 foot huh?” He then said “almost!”
Also this dude told me that his uncle was 5’12”. I said, “6 foot huh?” He then said “almost!”
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Posted on 5/9/19 at 7:33 pm to 2geaux
Talking about triangles. An equilateral has 3 equal sides. Isosceles has 2 equal sides. Scalene has no equal sides.
"What about 1 equal side?"
"What about 1 equal side?"
Posted on 5/9/19 at 7:34 pm to OweO
On a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean....lady asks if the ship generates it's own electricity
Posted on 5/9/19 at 7:38 pm to Barrister
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On a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean....lady asks if the ship generates it's own electricity
Well the ship itself doesn’t generate its own electricity. There’s generators that generate the ships electricity.
Posted on 5/9/19 at 7:43 pm to OweO
There's a "does a toilet still flush under water"? thread.
Posted on 5/9/19 at 7:47 pm to Barrister
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On a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean....lady asks if the ship generates it's own electricity
And just how did you answer her?
Depends on the ship use a type of generator they use. Some use shaft generators which are propeller driven. So in essence, they do produce their own electricity with the help of a diesel engine to drive the ship. Maybe that’s what she meant but probably not. I had to Google that myself.
Posted on 5/9/19 at 7:58 pm to Tester1216
you know an awful about shafts creating drives
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:00 pm to OWLFAN86
You know how to Google and cook, that’s about it.
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:01 pm to Tester1216
quote:hair care
You know how to Google and cook, that’s about it.
I know all there is to know about hair care
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:02 pm to OWLFAN86
Obvs
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:02 pm to Tester1216
Once Ms Antique asked me the following:
We had geese in our neighborhood every morning and evening. They would always graze in the empty lots. We were driving by one day and they were in a lot with an eight foot wooden fence behind it. Another neighborhood with a pond was on other side of the fence. She asks me were do the geese come from. I answer, “They probably stay on the pond in the neighborhood on the other side of the fence.”
She asks me, “How do they get over the fence?”
Without missing a beat, I answer, “They tunnel under it!”
The look on her face was awesome.
We had geese in our neighborhood every morning and evening. They would always graze in the empty lots. We were driving by one day and they were in a lot with an eight foot wooden fence behind it. Another neighborhood with a pond was on other side of the fence. She asks me were do the geese come from. I answer, “They probably stay on the pond in the neighborhood on the other side of the fence.”
She asks me, “How do they get over the fence?”
Without missing a beat, I answer, “They tunnel under it!”
The look on her face was awesome.
This post was edited on 5/9/19 at 8:05 pm
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:05 pm to OweO
What's The Dumbest Question You Ever Heard Someone Ask?
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:11 pm to Zendog
quote:why dont chris' IRL friends/lurkers ever log on to defend him ?
What's The Dumbest Question You Ever Heard Someone Ask?
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:13 pm to OWLFAN86
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why dont chris' IRL friends/lurkers ever log on to defend him ?
They’re busy doing all the amazing shite he tells us about.
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:13 pm to TechDawg2007
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Your dad should have pulled out and your mom should have swallowed you
My mom spit.. So...
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:16 pm to OweO
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Your dad should have pulled out and your mom should have swallowed you
My mom spit.. So...
and birthed you from her arse
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:17 pm to OweO
Can oweo walk
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:18 pm to OweO
Worked for a retirement services (investment firm) firm out of college...handled 401k questions. One day i see this normally laid back rep just about to lose it on the phone...the guy on the other end worked for california grocery store chain and kept asking my colleague "what happens to my 401k if the post office buys my company?" he apparently kep asking that question
My story is a lady in Arizona called to take a "hardship withdrawal" but AZ required a spousal consent form. "Why does he have to sign?"
(me) "The state of az requires it....."
(Her) "what if i dont want him to have the funds....we've only been married for 6 months. I dont know him that well. What if I don't trust him?"
Verbatim quote. We pulled the tapes several times to listen and laugh
My story is a lady in Arizona called to take a "hardship withdrawal" but AZ required a spousal consent form. "Why does he have to sign?"
(me) "The state of az requires it....."
(Her) "what if i dont want him to have the funds....we've only been married for 6 months. I dont know him that well. What if I don't trust him?"
Verbatim quote. We pulled the tapes several times to listen and laugh
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:19 pm to TechDawg2007
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Your dad should have pulled out
He halfway pulled out, but it was too late. He left the top half in her. He blew OweO’s legs all over her tits
Posted on 5/9/19 at 8:19 pm to TigerBait2008
quote:you asked the wrong person,,, he lies
Can oweo walk
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