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re: What's the craziest thing your college roommate has ever done?
Posted on 4/15/15 at 12:52 pm to SwaggerCopter
Posted on 4/15/15 at 12:52 pm to SwaggerCopter
Hernandez lived with Tebow and cooper?
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Posted on 4/15/15 at 1:00 pm to Tuscaloosa
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Burried a litter of kittens up to their heads and ran them over with a lawn mower
Wtf?
Posted on 4/15/15 at 1:21 pm to SwaggerCopter
Had a big party at my house junior year that had somewhere around 100 people there. Someone had requested to do a flaming everclear shot, so my crazy roommate pours the shot and then lit it. He started to hand it to the dude that requested it, but said dude decided to back out. By this time, the shot glass is starting to burn my roommate's hand and he runs for the front door. He opens the door and throws the flaming shot at the ground on the porch.
What he didn't know is that someone had ordered jimmy johns and the delivery boy was standing in our front porch. The flaming shot landed on his foot and set his shoe and pants on fire. My roommate immediately started stomping on the dude's foot to put the fire out. He said the look in the delivery boy's eyes is something he'll never forget. The delivery boy leaves immediately without receiving payment.
About 10 minutes later 4 patrol cars zoom in and block off my drive way. Dozens of people start running into the woods and leave me and one other guy to deal with the cops. I didn't know what had even happened at the time, and was shocked when they told me "we've recieved a complaint of someone throwing Molotov cocktails at delivery drivers"
They looked all over for the perp, but he was deep in the woods by this time. They broke up the party but somehow didn't arrest anyone. While the cops were still there, papa johns showed up for a different delivery, and they recieved a police escort to the front door. After the cops left I fought my roommate over the ordeal because I didn't realize it was an accident and was so angry he would do such a thing, and we were too shite faced to communicate effectively.
We recieved a lifetime ban from Oxford Jimmy Johns as a result.
What he didn't know is that someone had ordered jimmy johns and the delivery boy was standing in our front porch. The flaming shot landed on his foot and set his shoe and pants on fire. My roommate immediately started stomping on the dude's foot to put the fire out. He said the look in the delivery boy's eyes is something he'll never forget. The delivery boy leaves immediately without receiving payment.
About 10 minutes later 4 patrol cars zoom in and block off my drive way. Dozens of people start running into the woods and leave me and one other guy to deal with the cops. I didn't know what had even happened at the time, and was shocked when they told me "we've recieved a complaint of someone throwing Molotov cocktails at delivery drivers"
They looked all over for the perp, but he was deep in the woods by this time. They broke up the party but somehow didn't arrest anyone. While the cops were still there, papa johns showed up for a different delivery, and they recieved a police escort to the front door. After the cops left I fought my roommate over the ordeal because I didn't realize it was an accident and was so angry he would do such a thing, and we were too shite faced to communicate effectively.
We recieved a lifetime ban from Oxford Jimmy Johns as a result.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 1:22 pm to SwaggerCopter
Had secks with some random skank in the bottom bunk while I was in the top. He was a screamer. It freaked me out.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 1:27 pm to SwaggerCopter
Not him, but his sister. She claimed to be in grad school for over a year. Her parents came to graduation and her name wasn't on the program.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 1:39 pm to SwaggerCopter
Did a bunch of 'shrooms and threw a TV out the rooms 7th floor window...
Posted on 4/15/15 at 1:52 pm to SwaggerCopter
shite a mound in the communal sink, added whip cream and a cherry.
Trash can bombed a whole hall of assholes with water, sand, dirt, dip spit and shaving cream in them. Set that off with a pack of black jacks.
Wrote Goat fricker on a guys door..... not that big of a deal except he wrote it with shaving cream and it ate the varnish off and ol boy saw that for the rest of the semester.
I got a ton.....
We were in Oklahoma playing JUCO ball... not a whole lot going on.
Trash can bombed a whole hall of assholes with water, sand, dirt, dip spit and shaving cream in them. Set that off with a pack of black jacks.
Wrote Goat fricker on a guys door..... not that big of a deal except he wrote it with shaving cream and it ate the varnish off and ol boy saw that for the rest of the semester.
I got a ton.....
We were in Oklahoma playing JUCO ball... not a whole lot going on.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 2:17 pm to SwaggerCopter
Threatened to shoot up a hospital. He was arrested and charged with numerous felonies. Said he was off of his medication (marijuana) at the time.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 4:47 pm to theronswanson
All of my roommates were baseball players like me, we had so much fun in the early-mid 90s:
*One baseball/surfer roommate from Cali took a hit of acid and pitched a 4 hit shutout. Picture in paper next day of him on mound with super-wide eyes and wide smile
*We once had a "local girl" at our small juco baseball town stop by the "bball party house" and asked 5 players to run a train on her before she left that sh@t town for good...it included anal
*Had another bball player start seriously dating, then marry one of my side pieces...had kids, divorced, guys life is sh@t now
*Had another baseball player shave his pubes at a party and glue them to a passed out frat boy's face beard-style
*One year every bball player had to f@ck a girl at his bball position and leave the used condom at the spot for next day's practice
*Every time a new girl came to the house we would set up 2 hidden video cameras in the upper closets and then critique the girl's f@cking techniques the next day...some of them knew we were doing it and just wanted to be a "tape girl"
*My roomie and i once crossed swords on this cheerleader dudes girlfriend who was hot as sh@t, both holes
*Weirdly I was only 1 of only 3 bball players that smoked. The point guard at my school would hold blunt parties one story below me. He would tap my window w a golf club when the girls would leave, I would go down there and smoke blunts and eat fried pork chops w like six tall arse black basketball players. They called me whiteboy and i loved it
....being a baseball player in college was so much damn fun
*One baseball/surfer roommate from Cali took a hit of acid and pitched a 4 hit shutout. Picture in paper next day of him on mound with super-wide eyes and wide smile
*We once had a "local girl" at our small juco baseball town stop by the "bball party house" and asked 5 players to run a train on her before she left that sh@t town for good...it included anal
*Had another bball player start seriously dating, then marry one of my side pieces...had kids, divorced, guys life is sh@t now
*Had another baseball player shave his pubes at a party and glue them to a passed out frat boy's face beard-style
*One year every bball player had to f@ck a girl at his bball position and leave the used condom at the spot for next day's practice
*Every time a new girl came to the house we would set up 2 hidden video cameras in the upper closets and then critique the girl's f@cking techniques the next day...some of them knew we were doing it and just wanted to be a "tape girl"
*My roomie and i once crossed swords on this cheerleader dudes girlfriend who was hot as sh@t, both holes
*Weirdly I was only 1 of only 3 bball players that smoked. The point guard at my school would hold blunt parties one story below me. He would tap my window w a golf club when the girls would leave, I would go down there and smoke blunts and eat fried pork chops w like six tall arse black basketball players. They called me whiteboy and i loved it
....being a baseball player in college was so much damn fun
Posted on 4/15/15 at 5:03 pm to haveagreatday
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....being a baseball player in college was so much damn fun
Oh. My. God. you sound like a douche
I can just see you yelling at your 9yr old son every Saturday at his travel ball tournament you forced him into
Posted on 4/15/15 at 5:35 pm to haveagreatday
You clearly didnt play for skip
Posted on 4/15/15 at 5:42 pm to haveagreatday
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*My roomie and i once crossed swords on this cheerleader dudes girlfriend who was hot as sh@t, both holes
And you are bragging about this....
Posted on 4/15/15 at 5:42 pm to Yaboylsu63
Roommate had a seizure once. His GF had to give him an Ativan suppository while we cheered her on
Posted on 4/15/15 at 5:45 pm to haveagreatday
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....being a baseball player in college was so much damn fun
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....being a baseball player in college was so much damn fun
LOL DUDE FRAT AS frick!! I WISH I COULD HAVE PARTIED WITH YOU YEAH!
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:00 pm to Chucktown_Badger
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Smoked meth and sold drugs to an undercover officer.
If I was going to sell drugs to a police officer, I'd need to find a way to get some courage as well.
Well there's this thing about undercover cops where you don't exactly know they're cops when you sell them drugs
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:17 pm to TH03
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Well there's this thing about undercover cops where you don't exactly know they're cops when you sell them drugs
Are you sure about this?
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:32 pm to LCA131
Like you, I'm hiv positive
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:46 pm to haveagreatday
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*Every time a new girl came to the house we would set up 2 hidden video cameras in the upper closets and then critique the girl's f@cking techniques the next day..
Sex offender shite
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*My roomie and i once crossed swords on this cheerleader dudes girlfriend
Crossed swords? Cheerleader dudes girlfriend?
Posted on 4/15/15 at 7:08 pm to SwaggerCopter
We had plumbing probs. Two bathrooms in the house, but in the front one the plumber had taken the toilet off the flange and moved it to the other side of the room. He was coming back at 8 am to put everything back together. Roommate came home and took a huge dump in the toilet. Never crossed his mind that it wasn't hooked up. Then came out and asked why the commode wouldn't flush.
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