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jesus, fat fingering...funny as all

All of my roommates were baseball players like me, we had so much fun in the early-mid 90s:
*One baseball/surfer roommate from Cali took a hit of acid and pitched a 4 hit shutout. Picture in paper next day of him on mound with super-wide eyes and wide smile
*We once had a "local girl" at our small juco baseball town stop by the "bball party house" and asked 5 players to run a train on her before she left that sh@t town for good...it included anal
*Had another bball player start seriously dating, then marry one of my side pieces...had kids, divorced, guys life is sh@t now
*Had another baseball player shave his pubes at a party and glue them to a passed out frat boy's face beard-style
*One year every bball player had to f@ck a girl at his bball position and leave the used condom at the spot for next day's practice
*Every time a new girl came to the house we would set up 2 hidden video cameras in the upper closets and then critique the girl's f@cking techniques the next day...some of them knew we were doing it and just wanted to be a "tape girl"
*My roomie and i once crossed swords on this cheerleader dudes girlfriend who was hot as sh@t, both holes
*Weirdly I was only 1 of only 3 bball players that smoked. The point guard at my school would hold blunt parties one story below me. He would tap my window w a golf club when the girls would leave, I would go down there and smoke blunts and eat fried pork chops w like six tall arse black basketball players. They called me whiteboy and i loved it
....being a baseball player in college was so much damn fun

i was an art/art history major, but i knew i wouldnt be an artist. I tried it for 5 years..what it did do for me was increase my intellectual mind set and it helped me become more sophisticated and appreciate things a lot more. I own a specialized high end product line of which i sell to designers/architects and my degree definitely helped me with that situation

Our local spec builders are making 80 grand a house right now 80 x 300=wowza

Birmingham was brutal for pickups, went there for a conference and every girl was full of themselves...and redneck

Buffalo fit me best, athletic w a butt

ive done it all...and i gotta say working on a construction jobsite w dirt/sun/cooler of beer at the end of the day was pretty damn awesome

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