What's the best practical joke you've ever played?

I posted under the name TigahRag

ETA: BTW I'm not dead

Told my parents I was adopted.

Did he pretend jihad you as retaliation?

Buttered the floor of the kitchen, roommate came in slipped and fell. Many laughs. Then cleaning up the butter sucked.

So myself and 3 other guys got together and paid for this other buddy of ours to be the highest backer package for Southern University football.

And don't think it cost tons cause believe it or not, it's not that expensive.

Anyway, by signing the guy up for that package, he got tons of mail, they would call him for game day preparations and ask if he wanted a car to pick him up. He had a VIP area seat assigned to him and basically anything they could do to pull out all the stops for such a "serious" SU football supporter.

He would get so pissed of southern football weekends because the would get bombarded by phone calls and even had people come to his house to speak with him face to face about southern football.

One of the best drinking stories my friend group has to this day.

We rigged my friend's car so that whenever she braked, "Who Let the Dogs Out" would play. All you need is thread, electrical tape, scissors, and a singing birthday card.

did the ole hanging bucket of water over a closed door trick to an old roommate.

It worked flawlessly but it wasn't him that went through the door, it was his gf at the time. Instant wet t-shirt contest on a very nice pair.

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It's been a while since I was in 6th grade

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To paraphrase F. Scott Fitzgerald, "In the true dark night of the OT soul, it is always 6th grade."

One time a girl I'd known most of my life and my girlfriend at the time, who were both 3-4 years younger than me, teamed up to cover my truck in post-it notes during the night. At the time I was just out of college and doing hurricane recovery work, putting in 84 hours a week. I was running late that morning so when I saw this at 4:30 am when I had a 1.5 hour drive just to get to work ahead of me, I was pissed.

So fast forward 3 months, I had some time off and I knew the girlfriend and some other girls were staying at this girl's parent's house. So that night I went to Walmart and bought a bunch of black windshield chalk. Then, at 2:30am, I drove out to the girl's house which was waaay out in the country. I parked down the street and ninja'd my way to her car. I then proceeded to color in all of her windows/windshield with black window chalk. The next morning, unbeknownst to me, the girlfriend's mom was pissed at her for some reason and told her to get home immediately. The girl she was staying with had driven her over there so she didn't have her car. That morning I woke up to a text that said "not funny". I just replied back "payback's a bitch".