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re: What's the Best Drinking Toast You've Ever Heard
Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:56 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:56 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Buddy of mine had one last night. "Anything worth doing is worth over doing, moderation is for cowards" then cheers.
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:56 am to htownjeep
A toast to bread because without bread there'd be no toast.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:00 am to thekid
Here's to getting drunk as frick and driving home. You'll never get caught
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 9:02 am
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:11 am to TigerFanInSouthland
We need Fr33manator in here to give us some of his original lines
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:22 am to Pettifogger
Here is an old one that was a cheesy bumper sticker but I still liked it:
"Here's to the kisses I've snatched . . . and vice-versa!"
"Here's to the kisses I've snatched . . . and vice-versa!"
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:37 am to DivotBreath
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:45 am to TheSHU
quote:
"Here's to living life, getting paid, and getting laid"
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:54 am to redbaron
"Here's to nappies, without them titties would be pointless
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:57 am to Guava Jelly
Again 
Best does not mean favorite outside of Louisiana.
Best does not mean favorite outside of Louisiana.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:59 am to TigerFanInSouthland
All the good ones I know have been mentioned, so here's a limerick (recited with an Irish accent):
There once was a lad name of Durken
Who spent his time jerkin his gerkin
His father said, "Durken stop jerkin yer gerkin
Yer gerkin's fer furkin not jerkin!"
Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week
There once was a lad name of Durken
Who spent his time jerkin his gerkin
His father said, "Durken stop jerkin yer gerkin
Yer gerkin's fer furkin not jerkin!"
Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:07 am to TigerFanInSouthland
"I've heard the best man's toast is supposed to last as long as the groom on the wedding night."
*sits down
*sits down
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:08 am to TigerFanInSouthland
"I just fricked the bride in the coatroom before the toast. Sorry man."
-Given by the best man who was married to the maid of honor.
-Given by the best man who was married to the maid of honor.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:09 am to TigerFanInSouthland
I just say "money, hoes, sex and weed" before every toast....always have and probably always will
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:10 am to lanticguy
quote:
Buddy of mine had one last night. "Anything worth doing is worth over doing, moderation is for cowards" then cheers.
He read the book Lone Survivor? Or see the movie?
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:15 am to Breesus
Here's to tits, clits and baseball mits, may your fingers fit them all.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:18 am to eyepooted
Here's to Honor -- if you can't cum in her, cum on her.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 10:38 am to The Third Leg
"May you all live for another thousand years! ...and may I live for another nine hundred and ninety-nine...because what is life without a friend?"
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:04 am to TigerFanInSouthland
May your neighbors respect you
Trouble neglect you
The angels protect
And heaven accept you.
Some men die for Honor
Some men die to be Free
But a Whiskey Glass and a Piece of arse
Will be the Death of Me
Here's to snatchin' kisses and vice versa
Trouble neglect you
The angels protect
And heaven accept you.
Some men die for Honor
Some men die to be Free
But a Whiskey Glass and a Piece of arse
Will be the Death of Me
Here's to snatchin' kisses and vice versa
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:19 am to Badman
Heres to feeling good all the time. - Kramer
Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:23 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Here's to the girls who buy all the shoes
They drink all our beer and steal all our booze
They may not have their cherries but that's not a sin
Cause they still have the box, that the cherry came in!
They drink all our beer and steal all our booze
They may not have their cherries but that's not a sin
Cause they still have the box, that the cherry came in!
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