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re: What's a creative way for Kanye West to die?

Posted on 2/16/16 at 6:39 pm to
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 6:39 pm to
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quote: Tie him up, lock him in a room, and make him listen to his own songs non stop


"Later on in the bit, Ansari talks about visiting West at his house and finding him enjoying his own album 808s and Heartbreak. “I was like, ’Are you listening to your own album in your own house bopping your own head?’ He was like, ’Yo, these beats are dope.'"
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Wouldn't work , unless he broke his neck after nodding to his own beats for months straight

Asiz on K West
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 6:40 pm to
Mauled to death by rabid dingos while shooting video in Australia.
Posted by RoyalBaby
South Central
Member since Jul 2013
2316 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 6:43 pm to
Doesn't wake up after plastic surgery.
Posted by BrotherEsau
Member since Aug 2011
3601 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 6:44 pm to
He see's Taylor Swift across a street, maybe while out shopping. He yells at her, she looks at him and laughs. He gets posses, and in an effort to keep it real, decided to kick her arse.

He steps off the curb and gets hit by a bus. Renders him a quadriplegic. He dies a couple years later when his feeding tube gets clogged and no one notices.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 6:45 pm to
Killed by someone with actual talent.
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 6:51 pm to
To drown in the filthy green yeast infected slime from Sheila Jackson Lee's, Nancy Pelosi's, and Hillary Clinton's disgusting diseased snatch holes.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:08 pm to
Chokes on his own semen after sucking himself off
Posted by Dead End
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
21237 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:08 pm to
Maybe gets the AIDS with whoever the Gay Fish fan is that's down voting everything.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38233 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:27 pm to
I'm going old school...Sickle Cell.








Or maybe shot to death by another rapper
Posted by Babewinkelman
Member since Jan 2015
1466 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:35 pm to
Seizure from all of the lights
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40227 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:36 pm to
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
21045 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:40 pm to
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I don't care how he dies.

I just hope it's soon.

If it's on video that would be a bonus, but I won't get greedy.


man y'all need some help
Posted by tigerjunior
Member since Aug 2009
2353 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 7:47 pm to
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This post was edited on 2/16/16 at 7:50 pm
Posted by UKWildcatsFAN
Bowling Green
Member since Sep 2011
5690 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 8:02 pm to
FAKE SUICIDE TO GET OUT IF DEBT.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76156 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 8:07 pm to
Hmmmm....

Who would be the most creative murderer in the world....????

Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21661 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 8:17 pm to
I say that we let the Monty Python folks handle this...

Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30038 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 8:35 pm to
What if secretly I was kim and using a USA proxy?
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33653 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 8:39 pm to
Suffocate on his suspended belt jerking off......to a picture of himself
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76156 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

What if secretly I was kim and using a USA proxy?

The real Kim does not employ the Socratic method.

Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51416 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 9:18 pm to
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the weight of his own genius.

Such a yoke
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