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What would the OT do?

Posted on 1/22/17 at 2:12 am
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
16134 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 2:12 am
You are introduced to an OT 6 IRL 8 out at a bar by some friends. She is uninterested in you.

Get reintroduced about an hour later. Immediately asks if you can take her back to her place. You say yes. You leave the bar hand in hand.

One of your buddy's girlfriends notices a giant rock on her ring finger and grabs hold of her left hand, which you are holding, yanks it up and asks "what is this?"

What would the OT do?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151512 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 2:13 am to
Take pics and show them to the OT.... obviously
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 2:14 am to
Take both home and plow both until morning then blame it on the alcohol
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
24227 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 2:18 am to
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38562 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 2:20 am to
For starters, going back to her place seems like a poor plan.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 2:21 am to
Pull the buddy's girlfriend to the side and explain to her, that if she somehow has cockblocked you, you're going to hurt her and her family.

Tell the bitch to sleep with one eye open as you walk off.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 2:21 am to
PIIHB
Posted by Lazy But Talented
Member since Aug 2011
15113 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 2:25 am to
A lot of factors in play here.

How hot is she?
How close are you to this group of friends?
How drunk are you?
Did you take your dose of taladafil?
Who's paying for the uber?
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178325 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 2:25 am to
Sounds like she was drunk the second time she met you and couldn't consent you disgusting rapist.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144660 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 2:27 am to
quote:

What would the OT do?


cant tell you yet.

find out how big a fella he is? and then ask if he owns an excessive amount of firearms?
Posted by Lazy But Talented
Member since Aug 2011
15113 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 2:31 am to
Yea ask ole girl for a pic of her fiancé's knuckles.
Posted by someoldhussy
Candyland
Member since Jun 2007
2439 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 2:36 am to
quote:

She is uninterested in you.

quote:

She is uninterested in you.

quote:

She is uninterested in you.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38562 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 2:39 am to
Haven't heard back from the OP, guessing he's balls deep in soon-to-be divorced tang.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 2:42 am to
Meh ole drunk boy FAPPED about his made up story and fell asleep on toilet.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38562 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 2:44 am to
It's funny because it's true.

We've all been there.
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 4:01 am to
quote:

One of your buddy's girlfriends notices a giant rock on her ring finger and grabs hold of her left hand, which you are holding,



I'd explain it's something her boyfriend will never give her if she keeps up her cockblocking ways, while she cries about her deficiencies I escape and make 38 second sweet passionate love to the sloot
Posted by Whoopdedo_LSU
This is where I parked my car
Member since Oct 2015
1091 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 4:27 am to
quote:

asks if you can take her back to her place. You say yes. You leave the bar hand in hand.

I'm picturing y'all going down the yellow brick road.

Cute

quote:

One of your buddy's girlfriends notices a giant rock on her ring finger and grabs hold of her left hand, which you are holding, yanks it up and asks "what is this?"


Your friends gf is a bitch unless she's friends with that girl. Nail them both and call it a night.

Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3414 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 4:41 am to
Tell the buddy's gf that the ring was fake to ward off the bar creepers. Then take her home.

Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
44412 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 5:18 am to
Ask her if she is married.

If yes. Ask for pics of his knuckles.

If not. frick the cock blocking bitch.

And the one you bring home.
Posted by Ron Cheramie
The Cajun Hedgehog
Member since Aug 2016
5695 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 7:37 am to
She just needed a ride. She saw your your beta arse and knew you were harmless
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