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Posted on 12/1/15 at 11:06 pm to Crusty
I was just in Walmart last Thurs night wading through the fat fricks on motorized carts trying to get to the hunting section to buy my tags for Arkansas. Well, at this particular walmart they do Black Friday on Thurs night instead. They were selling tablets behind the counter of the hunting dept that were stacked 8 ft high and plastic wrapped on a pallet. We walkee in 5 mins before the "sale" started. Once 8 pm hit, it looked like someone through a grenade into a sea of incest, jelly donuts, and white trash. Ive never felt wanted to get out of somewhere so fast in my life. It took us an hr to buy a license and to purchase one fricking item because we had to get in line with the every one of Arkansas' finest. I dont understand how people actually do this stupid Black Friday shopping.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 11:08 pm to LouisianaLady
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I can't imagine the anxiety I'd encounter having to share a room with some random person I barely know.
You mean you've never had a passed-out drunk, one-night sta ... oh, you're a lady. Whoops, my bad.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 11:09 pm to LouisianaLady
double post.
This post was edited on 12/1/15 at 11:10 pm
Posted on 12/1/15 at 11:27 pm to Crusty
I'm only allowed to read 3 books the rest of my life and it's the 50 Shades of Grey series
Posted on 12/2/15 at 12:04 am to Crusty
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What would be your hell?
If I die and go to heaven and Mormons or Baptists are in charge.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 12:09 am to Crusty
Walking into a room full of cats. I'm ok with 2 but this would be hell.


Posted on 12/2/15 at 1:05 am to Crusty
A world filled exclusively with social justice warriors.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 1:08 am to Crusty
Stuck on an elevator. I am claustrophobic. Have no idea how I would survive that.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 2:36 am to Crusty
I don't know man, hungover on a Wednesday in South Dakota
Posted on 12/2/15 at 6:58 am to Crusty
Being forced to watch a Keeping up with the Kardashians marathon with that Whip/Nae-Nae song on repeat in the background. I'd crack in 15 minutes.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 7:01 am to Crusty
Living in the state of Alabama!
Posted on 12/2/15 at 7:07 am to Crusty
Bucking bales on a 100 degree day.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 7:27 am to Crusty
Locked in a overcrowded sauna of fat people all of which have diarrhea and are blowing cigarette smoke in my face.
There's also a big screen replaying Rent endlessly.
There's also a big screen replaying Rent endlessly.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 7:40 am to Pectus
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Nothing in life really bothers me where I would think an eternity of it would be horrible.
You sir, are an idiot. I slap your face with a pair of white gloves.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 7:51 am to Crusty
Being forced to listen to "The Stroke" by Billy Squier over and over for all of eternity.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 8:04 am to Crusty
being locked in a room with Nancy Grace on tv 24/7
Posted on 12/2/15 at 8:55 am to Crusty
Dead stop traffic on I-10 between Gross Tete and LA 415.
Posted on 12/2/15 at 8:59 am to Pectus
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Nothing in life really bothers me where I would think an eternity of it would be horrible.
What about getting fricked in the butt?
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