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re: What to do with a whores ipad

Posted on 8/20/15 at 6:53 am to
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 6:53 am to
quote:

whatever its an android kind. they're all ipads to me




Dad is that you?

Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 7:00 am to
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Chef found him and iPad, (a whore's), 
Upon which many n00dz are there stored, 
He should pass them about, 
(Or just get the frick out,) 


missed the shite out you dog
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 7:03 am to
and now the peanut gallerys complete
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 7:05 am to
great story, chef

was this the older redhead chick with the kid?
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 7:14 am to
Nah just some trashy chick I ran up on a few months ago

Ill be seeing YOU in the bet threads here in a couple weeks pal
Posted by SthGADawg
Member since Nov 2007
7035 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 7:15 am to
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Chef Leppard


you never cease to amaze me Chef....have an upvote
Posted by craig8sm
Member since Jan 2015
3371 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 7:19 am to
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I was seeing this dancer chick




quote:

I couldn't drive for a few weeks and needed her to take me to a DUI class




quote:

She squealed off and left her iPad
quote:

I wouldnt think twice about keeping it
quote:

she has data service on it which makes it feel like stealing
quote:

do the right thing


Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 7:23 am to
Don't let the haters bring you down Chef, you bring a level of sophistication to these forums like no other.

Whenever shite gets stale around here, you are a light in the darkness.
Posted by Geaux8686
Location Location
Member since Oct 2014
2617 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 7:25 am to
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was seeing this dancer chick



By "dancer chick", I think you meant to say whore.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 7:33 am to
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By "dancer chick", I think you meant to say whore.


Keep reading before jumping to conclusions.



arse.
Posted by Geaux8686
Location Location
Member since Oct 2014
2617 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 7:36 am to
You're woman is a "dancer" too?
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
26550 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 7:45 am to
You should hold a TD raffle. Winning poster gets the iPad, her contact info, and a future massage from said high dolla dancer.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 8:00 am to
Eh. Im gonna do like the one guy said and drop it off at her dads work. he works at a jiffy lube not even 15min from my house. just to put this moral conundrum behind me
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22673 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 8:30 am to
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So park in front of her john's trailer.


FIFY
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18350 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 8:32 am to
You lead a pretty interesting life, Chef.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 8:35 am to
Look out! You should start your own meeting.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 8:36 am to
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Im gonna do like the one guy said and drop it off at her dads work. he works at a jiffy lube not even 15min from my house.


Do you work? On disability?
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17755 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 8:42 am to
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This post was edited on 8/20/15 at 8:43 am
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 8:46 am to
Of course I work Im at work right now
Posted by EyeoftheEldrick12
Member since Jul 2012
1949 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 8:47 am to
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Turns out she went to a Kohls 30min away because of some sale. she came back an hour and a half later and I was screwed. she left her phone on my counter so blowing it up wasnt doing me any good


what a bitch.

That ipad deserves to be pawned
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