What to do about single moms.

Let's just examine it for a moment, shall we.

Barring sexual assault, a woman has absolute or near absolute control over wether or not she gets pregnant.

In fact, she has a whopping five opportunities to not get pregnant at all and a final opportunity to completely end it. She can abstain, she can use the "morning after" pill, she can use any number of contraceptives, she can have a tubal ligation, a hysterectomy and finally, she can abort this future tax burden.

There are six stop gaps to prevent pregnancy or carrying the beast to term and the "single mom" fails to take advantage of any of them. She has complete control over her ability to reproduce and any man she's fricking has zero say in the matter.

It's the single moms choice completely but those of us that manage our lives correctly have no choice in wether or not we pay for this so called "happy accident".

Unless her husband died, everything about the "single mom" screams moron. There are so many bad choices that lead up to single momism, it's hard to know where it all starts.

But I'm wrought ambivalence. So much more pussy has been gotten, not through our Antonio Banderas seduction moves but more so through the poor choices of women, that to encourage prudent judgement would be sexually counterproductive.

On one hand, the stupidity of single moms is a tremendous social burden. On the other hand, the stupidity of single moms has resulted in many a' cum dump.

I personally, think the answer lies in the morning after pill. That fricking thing should be in assorted flavors and dispensed from candy machines. Women should be conditioned to use it like fricking tic-tacs. Roll over in the morning, eat your pill, suck your tic-tac, put your panties in your purse and get the frick out.

Happy father's day.