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Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:40 am to cbree88
I've been told I'm shallow.
She couldn't have been anymore butch. I thought I was back in the corp taking shits in front of the baws.
Fart, splash, fake laugh, I'm out of shower ASAP.
She couldn't have been anymore butch. I thought I was back in the corp taking shits in front of the baws.
Fart, splash, fake laugh, I'm out of shower ASAP.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 1:03 am to Tarik One
Man the frick up
Posted on 5/18/19 at 1:28 am to Langland
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The sounds and smells are less noticeable in a large space.
Airport bathrooms say bullllllllllllllshit.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 1:32 am to 187undercover
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My ex wife farted by accident while pissing before showering together (and me pumping that cooch like a water piston). I then heard a "ploop" and knew she shitted.
I’ve read this three times and still can’t figure out logistically how she could piss, fart, shite, and take pipe at the same time
This post was edited on 5/18/19 at 1:32 am
Posted on 5/18/19 at 1:33 am to Tarik One
you need to regulate that diet 
Posted on 5/18/19 at 1:42 am to Tarik One
A guy I used to work with said he never heard his wife fart. And they were married for 30 years.
That’s dedication there.
That’s dedication there.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 3:30 am to Ryan3232
quote:Soap bruh.
Im older and have learned that some girls are telling the truth and I can do without the stained sheets...
Posted on 5/18/19 at 4:35 am to boosiebadazz
quote:come on BB, lay off of Brother Swaggart's number one move.
That’s why you should always ask her to take the dump on your chest so there’s no confusion or mystery.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 4:45 am to Tarik One
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This post was edited on 5/18/19 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 5/18/19 at 11:02 am to 187undercover
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Fart, splash, fake laugh, I'm out of shower ASAP.
Wait. She farted and shite in the shower?
Posted on 5/18/19 at 11:05 am to Tarik One
I’ve been with my wife 10 years and I have zero proof that she has ever taken a shite. I have no idea how she does it.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 11:43 am to The Pirate King
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I’ve read this three times and still can’t figure out logistically how she could piss, fart, shite, and take pipe at the same time
Neither could I but I could not figure out how to say it as concisely as you.
And the fart was “while pissing before showering”. Was there a delayed reaction?
quote:
farted while pissing before showering together
I guess the details of exactly how this “accident” happened are not that important.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 11:44 am to Scoop
She shits in the backyard, like your dog.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 1:19 pm to nctiger71
Yeah. That post made no sense. Lol
Posted on 5/18/19 at 1:26 pm to Tarik One
As a wee lad I walked in on a friend's sister, who was very hot to a 8 year old, taking a hot steaming vapor trail shite.
I'm still shocked it didn't turn me gay. I still use that memory as proof that people are born that way.
I'm still shocked it didn't turn me gay. I still use that memory as proof that people are born that way.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 1:49 pm to stapuffmarshy
If I ever get married, which is unlikely, I'll seriously consider having separate rooms and bathrooms.
Seeing everything just isn't that sexy.
Seeing everything just isn't that sexy.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 2:19 pm to stapuffmarshy
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As a wee lad I walked in on a friend's sister, who was very hot to a 8 year old, taking a hot steaming vapor trail shite. I'm still shocked it didn't turn me gay. I still use that memory as proof that people are born that way.
Did it singe your nose hairs? Lol
Posted on 5/18/19 at 2:31 pm to cbree88
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cbree88
youre one weird dude bruh
This post was edited on 7/16/22 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 5/18/19 at 2:33 pm to cbree88
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Did it singe your nose hairs? Lol
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