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What stat would you want to know?

Posted on 5/4/20 at 10:57 pm
Posted by 50407Tiger
Member since Oct 2019
1227 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 10:57 pm
If you could know one stat about your life that would surprise you, what would you want to know?

I’m thinking how many ounces of beer have I consumed my entire life....

Others could be like how many sexual partners or faps or whatever but let’s see what the OT got!!
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75135 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:00 pm to
How many beers did Wade Boggs truly consume on a cross country flight. Was it 36 or 64? I’ve heard a mix of numbers between the two of those for years.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29208 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:00 pm to
Life expectancy in years
Posted by Tonio
Member since Dec 2019
1023 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:03 pm to
How many women have flicked their bean to me
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:04 pm to
How many dudes have jerked it to me
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15751 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:08 pm to
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Life expectancy in years


Don’t want to know.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15751 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:09 pm to
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How many dudes have jerked it to me



My gay neighbor wants to frick me so bad
Posted by AMS
Member since Apr 2016
6495 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:09 pm to
0.your welcome, glad I could help you figure out the life stat for you
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15751 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:17 pm to
The worst part about it is he looks like a fat SVP.
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
2548 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:25 pm to
1. How many words I say per day
2. How many swear words I used in HS (hint: A lot)
3. How much caffeine have I downed in my life?
4. Hours spent playing music
5. Some other stats that I won't post here.
6. How many times I've seen Aggie get screwed by the refs
7. How many times Bama got refs

(6 and 7 are sort of a joke, but feel free to downvote me to hell).
Posted by RileyTime
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Oct 2008
6928 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:27 pm to
How much money I’ve truly wasted in my life. For example, things that I’ve bought that if I hadn’t would render zero affect on my life.
Posted by 50407Tiger
Member since Oct 2019
1227 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:45 pm to
Not enough downvotes to go to hell over, I like some of them....

Went to the first game between LSU and A&M when they joined SEC, I got some good memories and vids from that game.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:47 pm to
total lifetime turds

Would it fill up a house?
Posted by 50407Tiger
Member since Oct 2019
1227 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:49 pm to
Better be a mansion because for sure, everyone shits bricks son....

ETA:
This post was edited on 5/4/20 at 11:51 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123911 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:51 pm to
How many words I’ve written.


How many new things I’ve created.
How many times I made people laugh, cry, feel something.

How many people I’ve helped vs how many people I’ve hurt.
Posted by 50407Tiger
Member since Oct 2019
1227 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 11:54 pm to
You seem like a kindhearted or truly evil person.....


Still unsure
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123911 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 12:00 am to
I’m no saint, but I have my own moral code I try my damndest to stick to.

I don’t bring harm ok those who don’t deserve it. But there are times when justice must be taken.
Posted by 50407Tiger
Member since Oct 2019
1227 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 12:04 am to
Well, you know what they say...

Those who cast the first stone, usually get their neck broken in a back alley.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123911 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 12:10 am to
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usually get their neck broken in a back alley.




Just another Corona death.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18327 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 12:26 am to
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total lifetime turds

Would it fill up a house?


Let’s do the math:

Average house in cubic feet: ~20000

Average turd size: 100mL

If you’re 40 and you’ve shite on average once a day, you’ve produced ~1.45 million mL of shite in your life.

Which converts to about 50 cubic feet.

So no, using this English teacher’s math, you’re no where near close.
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