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What should I say to my white brother-in-law that thinks he’s black?

Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:53 pm
Posted by TDcline
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Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:53 pm
Kid is a 21 year old Jr. at the UNIVERSITY OF MAINE and thinks he’s hood.

We’re talking about a white/Jewish upper-middle class kid who grew up in a nice house in the middle of Massachusetts. Dad is Ivy League educated and mom has a masters. This kid has never wanted for anything a day in his life. He does nothing but blast rap music, sag his pants, and say things like “the game”, “fam”, “lit”, “hyped”, etc.

His favorite sports teams are the Atlanta Hawks and the Philadelphia Eagles because they are ‘black’ teams (his words). I came downstairs the other morning to him listening to a podcast of up-and-coming Black DJs and what’s going on with disses in the game right now.

I seriously don’t know what to do with this kid. I’ve tried talking to him. Tried explaining, both politely and impolitely, that he’s not black and needs to chill TF out. I’ve all but given up trying to help this kid. Does nothing but smoke weed and watch anime. It’s honestly pretty laughable at this point.
This post was edited on 12/29/17 at 6:10 pm
Posted by wizziko
New Jersey Nets Fan
Member since Jan 2006
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Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:54 pm to
How about you let him live his fricking life
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:54 pm to
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What should I say to my white brother-in-law that thinks he’s black?



Remind him constantly that you're fricking his sister.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57497 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:54 pm to
Call him out in front of the entire family and ask why he speaks like an idiot

Or beat him with a bat
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53019 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:55 pm to
Tbh fam you sound wack out the shiznay, u need to take a chizzle pizzle smdh
Posted by JasonHotWheelsStreet
Member since Mar 2015
393 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:55 pm to
Bill Gluckman is down with the bitches and the hoes
Posted by Whoopdedo_LSU
This is where I parked my car
Member since Oct 2015
1091 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:55 pm to
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Does nothing but smoke weed and watch anime


Sounds like my kind of baw
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:55 pm to
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:55 pm to
Rent him a place off of Winbourne for a few months
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164257 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:55 pm to
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and say things like “the game”, “fam”, “lit”, “hyped”, etc.


So he posts on TD?
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52816 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:55 pm to
Sounds like a stupid made up scenario from your average OT tard.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
85007 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:55 pm to
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Does nothing but smoke weed and watch anime.


That must be a new development in the black community.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:56 pm to
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43341 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:56 pm to
This is the new 'Murica. If he identifies as black, he's black.

Just make sure he's applying for affirmative action and minority scholarships.

Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11439 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:56 pm to
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How about you let him live his fricking life



Probably doesn't want to get hit up for money later on.
Posted by lsufan112001
sportsmans paradise
Member since Oct 2006
10705 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:56 pm to
Actually sounds funny.

One day he will bro up at the wrong place and some brother will beat him pretty good. That’ll break up his persona.
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9281 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:57 pm to
That’s an exact conversation I’ve tried having with him.
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
9380 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:57 pm to
All right Stop
Collaborate and listen
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9281 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:58 pm to
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wizziko


Sounds like I struck a nerve. How’s your rap career coming along?
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43341 posts
Posted on 12/29/17 at 5:58 pm to
Is Ice truly back?
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