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Posted on 10/4/14 at 7:12 am to Skillet
You trying to rustle his jimmies?
Posted on 10/4/14 at 7:12 am to rebeloke
The older I get, the more Imlet things slide. The other dogs visiting my yard that used to piss me off is just a thought now. I use a riding mower so I just make sure a wheel doesn't roll over the shite piles and I slice and spray them as free fertilizer in my yard. I made a positive out of a shitty situation.
Posted on 10/4/14 at 7:15 am to Yewkindewit
Yep, that is the way I look at it. I must have an old soul. Having a wife and kids has really mellowed me out. The old school in me wants to reach out and touch that douche bag.
Posted on 10/4/14 at 7:19 am to rebeloke
Put up a sign saying to not let your mutts shite in your yard since you are to Beta to talk to him.
Posted on 10/4/14 at 7:21 am to rebeloke
You should see my neighbors big tree in between our houses that I had cut so that the limbs weren't over my roof. That tree is funny looking now. I was hoping his jimmies would get rustled enough to confront me but alas, he chose to stay inside and say nothing.
Posted on 10/4/14 at 7:27 am to rebeloke
Just call the cops. His dogs will never dump on your yard again.
Posted on 10/4/14 at 7:31 am to rebeloke
quote:
One of my neighbors walks (3) three dogs on a leash every morning. He not only let's his dogs go in your yard, he will stand on your yard so they get to all three get to go in peace. I've tried to not let it bother me, but it really rustles my jimmies.
My neighbor does this, but with his dogs off the leash, while my dogs inside go nuts because other dogs are loose in the street. In the middle of the city, too - I don't live in the suburbs or the country. It's illegal because your dogs have to be leashed here. I don't call the police on people, so that's never happening, but I wouldn't mind him getting popped by one who drives by. Trouble is our area has zero crime so they're never around.
Posted on 10/4/14 at 8:46 am to rebeloke
When you see him coming down the street go on out and sit on your front step where he can see you. If the dogs stop to shite ask him to please pick it up because you're tired of stepping in it when you work in the yard. He will start picking it up.
If he sees you and they walk on by without pooping, say thank your for not letting them poop in your yard, I'm tired of stepping in it when I do yard work.
Either way don't be a prick. Address him as you would like to be addressed.
A lot of adults are just like little kids and they will get away with what they can until they are caught.
If this doesn't work you are dealing with an arse and you will have to shoot him.
If he sees you and they walk on by without pooping, say thank your for not letting them poop in your yard, I'm tired of stepping in it when I do yard work.
Either way don't be a prick. Address him as you would like to be addressed.
A lot of adults are just like little kids and they will get away with what they can until they are caught.
If this doesn't work you are dealing with an arse and you will have to shoot him.
Posted on 10/4/14 at 9:01 am to mauser
A bunch of e-badasses up in here...
Posted on 10/4/14 at 9:03 am to rebeloke
Stupidity. Just blatant ignorance really chaps my arse.
Posted on 10/4/14 at 9:06 am to rebeloke
Guy at my apt complex leaves for work every morning around 5:30 and he drives the most obnoxious sounding Ford truck. It's loud as hell when he cranks it up, then when he leaves he floors it. 
Posted on 10/4/14 at 9:13 am to rebeloke
Boxers. My jimmies are all over the place in those
Posted on 10/4/14 at 9:20 am to rebeloke
It doesn't take an ebadass to say "Hey man, do me a favor and pick up the shite if your dogs go to the bathroom in my yard".
He will either bring a bag or stop in a different yard. That way you don't have to sit inside thinking you used to be tough but now you're married.
He will either bring a bag or stop in a different yard. That way you don't have to sit inside thinking you used to be tough but now you're married.
Posted on 10/4/14 at 9:24 am to rebeloke
My douchebag neighbor rattles my walls constantly with his shitty Mexican music. Started at 7:45 this morning. He won't answer the door when I knock. I just put a note on his car. I think my next step will be to shoot out his windshield. I don't think he is violating any noise ordinances, so I can't call the cops. I'm trying to be nice about it.
The walls here are pretty soundproof. I have people on 3 sides of me and his shitty music is the only thing that I ever hear. I'm pissed right now.
The walls here are pretty soundproof. I have people on 3 sides of me and his shitty music is the only thing that I ever hear. I'm pissed right now.
Posted on 10/4/14 at 9:44 am to rebeloke
Litter
Posted on 10/4/14 at 9:45 am to rebeloke
Posted on 10/4/14 at 10:08 am to mauser
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A lot of adults are just like little kids and they will get away with what they can until they are caught.
most adults, it often seems.
Posted on 10/4/14 at 10:09 am to rebeloke
posters that use the words "rustle" and "jimmies" or some variation.
Posted on 10/4/14 at 10:10 am to Skillet
I have a neighbor that had this very thing addressed to him. He lets his dogs poop wherever they please and doesn't pick it up. When spoken to about it, he said I'm completely cool with it if your dogs do itin my yard as well. He added, in fact if that is where you choose to let them do their business everytime, that is ok because I can promise you I won't ever pick my dogs poop up.
I honestly laughed after hearing a lady down the street say what he said and watch the butthurt flow because the guy gives zero fricks and it bothers so many people that he doesn't
I honestly laughed after hearing a lady down the street say what he said and watch the butthurt flow because the guy gives zero fricks and it bothers so many people that he doesn't
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