re: What makes Oweo and Owl such bad posters? I don’t get it

Don’t you dare compare our strange but loveable senor to the Rolling Retard

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I would like to know what OweO’s ban bet was.

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A farce that should be added to the list of shite he should forever be mocked and ridiculed for, that's what it was.

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A farce that should be added to the list of shite he should forever be mocked and ridiculed for, that's what it was.

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yes, cause it actually happened



however, Im not short, mexican or gay


mock and ridicule should at least have a basis in fact


Im simply audaciously sophomoric

Oweo will type out a mundane two paragraph post that will be saying something that he could've said in a sentence or two. He adds so many unnecessary details to his stories. And with his often long posts there is no payoff at the end. His posts go like this:

"I was at work and had to go take a dump. I got up from my chair, walked from my workstation and across the office to the bathroom. I walked into the bathroom, went into a stall, sat on the toilet and took a dump."

You read through his unnecessarily long and boring post thinking there will be that payoff at the end that will make it worth the read and there is none. If his posts are more than two sentences I just scroll past them.

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Can you tell me what the ban bet was?

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I can.

It was some football game. Don't remember the opponents. It doesn't matter. He lost, and he held up his bet for no more than a couple of days at most.

Have you ever read a post that made you thing of something else?


This one time I started a thread. Well actually it wasn’t me that started a thread, it was this friend of mine that I totally have. I say this because I definitely have lots of them, these friends of mine, which are 100% real. Anyways, he started a thread on thread! Can you imagine? I imagined once, when I was with all the friends of mine I was telling you about. I imagined that I was dumb, since i’m So much smarter than all of you.

You want to bet that i’m smarter than you? I’ll bet you that if i’m Smarter than you i’ll Stop posting for a month. All the friends of mine will be the judge. Remember mike judge? He wrote king of the hill, which is a game that my friends and I used to play. I’d totally win because the hill was more my bedroom and I was the only one there.

Do you have a bedroom?

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They are like two sides of different coins.

Sure they can clink around in your pocket but you can’t buy anything with them.

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Exactly. I totally get the two birds of a feather, double-edged sword thing you are driving at.

I legit just lose my train of thought while reading his posts because I become so disinterested in it with all of the irrelevant details he adds.