re: What kind of cat should a guy own?

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Given your defense of cats and general outlook, I thought you could help me with this.

I'm soaking in the tub with a white wine spritzer and my wife has lit some candles for me. Should she have all one scent or a mix and does it change the flavor of the wine?

Thanks.

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dammit your wife told me she only does that for me

that lying bitch

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dammit your wife told me she only does that for me that lying bitch

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Wow. Carrying on with his wife AND getting in my Mom's adult diapers? That's low.

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im an a-hole this is germans

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Much worse that that, actually.

Cats don't like me


Probably from beating up so much pussy in my day


Ahhhh makes sense cat owners have azn penis

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A Maine Coon is the only acceptable breed of cat to own since they act like dogs and hunt like a mother fricker.

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Yea but who wants to spend between $900 on up to $2300 for a cat? They look good, but not that fricking good.

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He tried really hard to flip the past on me. You can tell when he struggles cause it is a weak 'wife' or 'mom' line.

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Yeah, and he once admitted to owning two cats. Originally he said four, then said the other two were strays or something.

Cat lady.

His place reeks of cat urine. It does hide all of the refried bean smell though.

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GTFO of here you stupid Mexican POS

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you tell me.. you guys are the FB pals. I don't even have FB.

no worries ,I chuckled