What is your earliest memory?

Punching the Easter bunny when I was three.

My earliest memory was banging some kid's mom in the dressing room at a mall. Ugly little guy was maybe 4 or 5 years old and eating jelly beans.

I really felt bad for the kid after the terribly dirty things I did to his mom.

Car wreck me and my mom were involved in. Was in preschool so was before age 5.

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fricking your mom.

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He said earliest not most frequent.

I can't even remember yesterday

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Also, does anyone else remember things long ago in the third person?

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That's how it is for me. It's almost like I don't remember it anymore, just that I remember telling someone about the memory.

I was 3 and my family was moving. We lived in Puerto Rico and were moving to Louisiana. I asked my mom why we were moving, I must have asked a number of times because this time she just said "because this is Puerto Rico". I thought they were changing the name and that's why we were moving.

coming out of the womb: i smacked the doctor in the face, grabbed a nurse btp, and had $100k in the bank - the ot

My dad coming home from overseas. I was about 3

I remember a number of things from the house that we lived in until I was 3. It's hard to say when the earliest even took place but I definitely remember a number of detailed events form that house.