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re: What is your best revenge stories?
Posted on 3/15/22 at 3:29 pm to 777Tiger
Posted on 3/15/22 at 3:29 pm to 777Tiger
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777Tiger
I'm in my 60's now and it seems like just a few years ago. There had been other terrible bullies in that place that we had to overcome, and I thought about going back later after a couple of others...never did. One, a 12th grader, stole my new hat on the bus when in 7th grade and I never got it back. They wouldn't let us sit on the bus, put gum in hair, hit us, etc.
Three times in Jr. High I finally got-up the nerve and fought older bullies who were hitting me everyday in the halls, etc. I made sure teachers were nearby, so the bullies knew I'd fight back and start leaving me alone, but that the teachers would end it quick before I could get really injured...these fights were broken-up with us basically wrestling around with a few punches...no dramatic takedowns.
Being bullied changes a person. Being afraid to go to school because of it is terrible.
This post was edited on 3/15/22 at 3:39 pm
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Posted on 3/15/22 at 4:04 pm to frequent flyer
Wiped a mfers toothbrush in the crack of my arse then watched him brush his teeth with it.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 4:27 pm to dewster
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So like Oweo, my best revenge story stays in middle school.
Huh? That makes no sense. I went to college, but like me it stayed in middle school?
Posted on 3/15/22 at 4:42 pm to cable
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At my first "real" job (we were in cubicles) there was a woman that incessantly talked on the phone all day - loud as hell. We put some tape on her computer's mouse so it wouldn't work. It took her hours to finally call tech support to come out and they found the tape. We were laughing so hard at her confusion that the partner in charge figured out it was us and we got a stern talking to in his office. But it shut her arse up for a little while.
Years ago we had IT pissed off because they kept getting calls from people about their mouse. At the time we had four floors in a building so it went on for about a week, but the best is to save someone's desktop as their background and hide the icons and then when they get back to their computer watch them try to click the the icons..
Or when someone gets up and goes to a meeting or somewhere you know they will be away for a little while and the screen is still open (so you dont have to enter a password) change their screen saver to something that will catch people's attention when they pass by their office. Like the right picture of a geoduck so it looks like a penis on their screen.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 5:30 pm to Godfather1
Guy I knew in college got mad that I was banging his girlfriend for a few months and shite in my barbecue sauce. Immediately smelled it when I opened it and grabbed another from the pantry. A few nights later, saw his mom at the bar and chatted her up. Ended up banging her too.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 5:31 pm to OweO
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Years ago we had IT pissed off because they kept getting calls from people about their mouse. At the time we had four floors in a building so it went on for about a week, but the best is to save someone's desktop as their background and hide the icons and then when they get back to their computer watch them try to click the the icons..
Old classic. Another is to invert the mouse. That's a pita to fix.
This post was edited on 3/15/22 at 5:32 pm
Posted on 3/15/22 at 5:39 pm to Teddy Ruxpin
Posted on 3/15/22 at 6:02 pm to LSUandAU
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Three times in Jr. High I finally got-up the nerve and fought older bullies who were hitting me everyday in the halls, etc. I made sure teachers were nearby, so the bullies knew I'd fight back and start leaving me alone, but that the teachers would end it quick before I could get really injured...these fights were broken-up with us basically wrestling around with a few punches...no dramatic takedowns.
Actually decent idea if they are much bigger than you.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 6:11 pm to frequent flyer
I heard of an old guy taking too much time to order at McDonald's drive thru. Young yuppy woman behind him starts blowing her horn. When the old guy gets to the first window he tells the cashier he would like to pay for the young woman's order. When she got to the first window she was told of the old guy's good deed. Immediately she started waving to him thanking him for his deed. Needless to say, the old guy paid for both orders and drove away with both. Go to the end of the line yuppy woman and don't mess with old guys.
This post was edited on 3/15/22 at 6:15 pm
Posted on 3/15/22 at 6:37 pm to SixthAndBarone
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A dude bangs your girlfriend so you shite in his barbecue sauce instead of whipping his arse?
I have to admit, it just tasted like regular bbq sauce to me.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 6:56 pm to Big EZ Tiger
My college roommate decided he was going to take a shite in the bathroom we shared on a Friday and closed the lid and didn’t flush then left for Houston. I stayed at my girlfriends house till Sunday and come home to his surprise. It was god awful. So I had to get him back. Went to the store and bought a couple cans of sardines. Left a couple hidden in his closet. Some under his bed. A couple hidden behind a cabinet. Then when he got home I hid a few in his car for good measure. Man was he pissed. Took him a couple days to find them all. He got me back by putting tooth paste in my pillow cases and under the sheets so I made brownies mixed with laxatives and said my mom made some brownies and left them on the counter. He ate a few!
Posted on 3/15/22 at 7:07 pm to TigerFanDan
Were you the young guy?
Posted on 3/15/22 at 7:18 pm to frequent flyer
Not my revenge but back in the late 90’s there was a bar on College Dr. in BR by the Wal Mart. On a busy night someone placed flyers on all of the cars with a picture of one of the bar patrons and the advisement not to sleep with him because he had a particular STD. Fun fact, the bar patron was the same guy whose i8 was shot up at Twin Peaks a year or so ago.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 7:42 pm to Teddy Ruxpin
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Old classic. Another is to invert the mouse. That's a pita to fix.
Not bad. Never thought about that.
This has to be the right situation but if a new employee ever ask for a number in house tell them "nineteen eleven" 1 (dial to get out) 911.
Saw this happen to a new guy. It was his first week.. Maybe first two or three days on the job, he asked someone how to contact HR and they told him "nineteen eleven". So obviously the phone call went to 911. Evidently when you call 911, no matter what they still go out to the call.
Everyone thought it was funny, which it was.. But evidently he didn't like it too much. The following week he quit.
As a side note, about a month later the head of HR at the time quit. Evidently it was something over that situation and she told someone that it should be against the law for a bunch of men to work together and that a female presence should be required to keep them from acting like animals.
About a year later the building our office was in wouldn't renew the lease because there was some call center that could hear through the walls and they complained about hearing all the cussing. But that ole nineteen eleven. That fella wasn't too happy.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 7:49 pm to OweO
chris , stop making up stories about how you "fit in"
Posted on 3/15/22 at 7:50 pm to frequent flyer
Smoking a cigar in Tommy Tuberville’s face as he waited for his team after the LSU - Auburn “Cigar Game”.
So satisfying.
So satisfying.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 7:53 pm to frequent flyer
Chump snitched on us for senior prank but never admitted it. Every party we saw his car at next got a pebble in every valve stem cap.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 7:54 pm to frequent flyer
Funniest one I ever heard of was some oilfield buddys of mine were at a party and some guy there passed out. They found a padlock and locked it around and right above the passed out guys nuts. 
Not sure what he did to piss them off.
Not sure what he did to piss them off.This post was edited on 3/15/22 at 8:01 pm
Posted on 3/15/22 at 8:09 pm to TexasTiger90
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Guy I knew in college got mad that I was banging his girlfriend for a few months and shite in my barbecue sauce. Immediately smelled it when I opened it and grabbed another from the pantry.
How did this guy gain access to your bbq sauce?
Posted on 3/15/22 at 8:12 pm to frequent flyer
Back when i was about 16 me and 3 buddies use to camp out in the woods close to our house, smoke pot, eat ludes and drink some whiskey, we had plan to hook up with a couple sisters who live about mile through the woods.
Their parents slept on the other end of the house upstairs, so we would sneak in the sisters window,
You had to step upon the AC unit to get inside the window.
Back to the story, we got pretty frickup at the campsite
so we decided to sleep a couple of hours before we headed out.
Woke up about 3 hours later two of my buddies had already taken off to the sisters house without me and
other buddy, so we take off to see if that's what they
did.
When we got there sitting on top of the AC unit
was their shoes.
So we took their shoes back to the campsite, they had to walk barefoot back through the woods and they were piss.
Their parents slept on the other end of the house upstairs, so we would sneak in the sisters window,
You had to step upon the AC unit to get inside the window.
Back to the story, we got pretty frickup at the campsite
so we decided to sleep a couple of hours before we headed out.
Woke up about 3 hours later two of my buddies had already taken off to the sisters house without me and
other buddy, so we take off to see if that's what they
did.
When we got there sitting on top of the AC unit
was their shoes.
So we took their shoes back to the campsite, they had to walk barefoot back through the woods and they were piss.
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