Started By
Message

re: What is your best gambling story: Scared Money Never Wins Edition

Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:48 am to
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:48 am to
The only cool gambling story that anyone could present and it actually be worth a shite is,


"I own the fricking casino"


Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16081 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:49 am to
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:49 am to
i never bet that big. My BIL would bet 5k on nfl playoff games. I convinced him to bet big on UK vs LSU BB (22-23 pt line)....he bet 2500....UK led by the spread the entire game but emptied bench...lsu got it to where they would cover and a UK walkon hit a 3 to cover
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84066 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:51 am to
I know how craps works. So where do you put your money down to double up each time on three hits? If you're going to make stuff up, you may want to do a little research so you don't look like an arse.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84066 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:52 am to
quote:

I always respond with well what did you clear?.....Lifetime

The house always wins, no matter how good you think you are at a game of pure chance and odds.


Life time I'm up probably about $50-$100, but I almost never gamble and got very lucky the night I learned how to play craps.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:52 am to
quote:

quote:I bet equal amounts on red and black roulette and just sit around looking important and getting drunk what do you do if when it hits 0 or 00 ?


I heard a guy say he had a strategy where he couldn't lose on roulette...just keep doubling your bet on the same color and eventually it will hit. He was so dumb he couldn't figure out why his strategy wouldn't work.
Posted by Ford Frenzy
337 posts
Member since Aug 2010
6876 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:52 am to
quote:

know how craps works. So where do you put your money down to double up each time on three hits?


this
Posted by theOG
Member since Feb 2010
10503 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:53 am to
i won my 2000 person NFL survivor league last season.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:53 am to
i piss off the old people playing blackjack also.. last trip two weeks ago an old man was getting pissed because i "wasnt supposed to take a hit" and i did... several times, i think he was more pissed i kept winning and he kept losing he finally said " if you do that one more time im leaving" oh noooooo hahaha, so i said well you best get your shite now and head on out old timer! He left and the dealer told me "its your money, play how you want to". That was the best hands i had ever got in black jack. I sit down for 5 mins and only lost 3 hands and trippled my money, and left.
Posted by Vicks Kennel Club
29-24 #BlewDat
Member since Dec 2010
31061 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:53 am to
I have a lifetime winning record. Of course, I have only bet a couple hundred in casinos ever.
Posted by Vicks Kennel Club
29-24 #BlewDat
Member since Dec 2010
31061 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:53 am to
I have a lifetime winning record. Of course, I have only bet a couple hundred in casinos ever.
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
15586 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:54 am to
If he's riding the pass line or come with no odds it's possible I guess but dumb.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16081 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:54 am to
Okay. Craps for dummys. I hit three times in a row. Each time I hit. I let it ride. I started with $100 and hit. So I got my 100 back plus 100. That makes $200. Since I hit, I was still rolling. I put $200 out there this time. I hit again. I got my $200 back plus 200 more. So the next time I put $400 out there. I hit again. So I had $800 at that point. I walked my happy arse out of there...
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84066 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:56 am to
I understand how the math works. Again, what did you hit?
Posted by Ford Frenzy
337 posts
Member since Aug 2010
6876 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:57 am to
were you letting it ride on the pass line? if so did you hit 3 straight 7 or 11's on the come out? if not what points?
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:57 am to
quote:

I always respond with well what did you clear?.....Lifetime
i estimate it around 25k to 30k, but no house games
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
17218 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:58 am to
quote:

oleyeller


Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16081 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:59 am to
I either came out with a winner or I hit my number before crapping out... I did it three times in a row as a shooter. What is the damn problem here?
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 10:00 am to
quote:

i piss off the old people playing blackjack also.. last trip two weeks ago an old man was getting pissed because i "wasnt supposed to take a hit" and i did... several times
what were you hitting on?
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16081 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 10:00 am to
Guys, I was a college student, not a professional gambler. I just went in put my money on the pass line and starting rolling....
This post was edited on 4/23/14 at 10:01 am
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 9Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram