re: What is your awkward moment buying condoms

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looked gay.

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YumYum Sauce

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In college I had a young black guy checking me out. Had a few other items, but when he gets to the Trojans, gives a giggle and goes "someone's gonna have fun tonight!". Wanted to chop him in the throat right there.

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condoms

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no thanks. pull out + birth control is all you need

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...I met this pair of twins in Ft. Lauderdale over New Years one year and one thing led to another and they wanted me back in their room pronto. Normally I'm prepared but this was vacation and I didn't have any extra room in my carry on and I wasn't about to check any baggage. What's the point of flying first class and getting off the plane first if you have to wait at baggage check? So I'm like, yeah we gotta make a stop first and hit the gas station, boom, grab the Magnums, go up to the register. My luck, all I had was a stack of Benjis and the lady wouldn't make change.....so we left and tried the next place. No Magnums. Now I barely fit in the Magnums as it is so the regulars were out of the question. Luckily for me they both couldn't wait any longer and pulled me into the back room at CVS and we went at it for like 3 hours.

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Same happened to me but it was triplets and 4 hours down in the Caribbean.

Freshmen year in college, and living in the dorms. I was going home for the weekend and my parents used to go to all of the Alabama games because my older sister was there. That year I was in college so they had to take my younger sister with them because I wasn't there to watch after her or drive her where she needed to go. I figured this out about the second week of the season. Which meant I had either a dorm room with another dude in there, or my parents empty house, food, liquor and beer, and until late Sunday afternoon to have fun. One Friday afternoon I drive home, but before going to pick up my girlfriend I stopped at the Bruno's grocery store near my parents house. I buy some roses and a 6-pack of Trojans. Of course I was a poor college student so I didn't buy anything else to "disguise" my purchases. The dude bagging it up said very loudly, "Flowers and Condoms! There's a man with a plan!" I did the quick lookaround to make sure none of my parents friends or their neighbors were at any of the other checkouts, and hightailed it out of there. I told my girlfriend about it that night and she just busts out laughing, and said "Hey, it worked!"