re: What is your "accidently caught your spouse" cheating horror story?

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It was at a tailgate. She left and came back to my tailgate/grill, and I could smell her breath. She ate something that somebody cooked on a GAS grill!!! It was horrible.

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She’s so fine too baw

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Left Twix or right Twix?

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I dont know be cause she had already fricking eaten the other one.

I found out my wife substituted Hilshire Farms for Jacob's andouille in the gumbo. Things are just not the same around my house.

Had a girlfriend of about a year. Close to Christmas she started saying she was too sick to do anything and I worked a lot, just started at fire department. So I was gone 24 hours and on days off she’d say she was sick, went on for about a week. I decided I’d surprise her with some Christmas gifts as it was just a few days before, and I was working Christmas that year. I knock on door, and I hear loud banging, this is an apartment, so another car I wouldn’t have realized being there. I open door and he is running out back door and she is running to door with blanket wrapped around her screaming at me.

Hand on the Bible, I told her they could have finished and laughed. I left and that was it. Later on told her I had hepatitis and was sorry. Crappy thing of me but she wouldn’t stop calling, had to block her # and tell her that to keep her from coming back to my apartment. She cried when I told her, was hilarious.

Eta: I’m the only dip shite who took this thread seriously

At the office working late. Phone goes off. Text message from number I don’t recognize. Kept working for another 30 minutes. Pick up phone and read text. “Sorry to tell you this but your wife is having an affair with my husband.”

Went home and confronted my wife. She denied it. Put a GPS tracking device in her car the next day. Took exactly one day to catch her with him. At a hotel one town over

Went and sat in the parking lot and waited. 5 hours later they pull up in his truck. They had parked at one hotel and walked to another.

As she opened the door of his truck to get out I was standing right there recording it all with my phone. They were both drunk as hell. She ran to her truck. He tried to get out and come after me but was too drunk to do much. His vehicle had her blocked on and now she’s screaming at him to move his truck.

I’d already let the air out of one of her tires. She speeds off and he drives through the flower bed of the hotel.

I pick up my cell phone and call 911 to report I’m following a drunk driver. I follow him to a c store where he pulls in and just sits. 5 minutes later the cops show up and take him into custody after a field sobriety test.

With evidence in hand, I went home and threw every bit of her things into the backyard. Even emptied the drawers of her stuff in a pile.

Got a lawyer the next day. Went to court. Got full custody of our three children (two of which are now adults) and she’s still paying me child support.

Sometimes it just works out.

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Sometimes it just works out.

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Yea, but did you bang the guy's wife

My old man was good friends with the father of a girl he used to date in Bloomington IL. A short guy everyone called Pee Wee. Well, Pee Wee was hosing the lady across the street, whose husband was called Red.

One day Red walks in his house to see his wife blowing Pee Wee, who was sitting in Red’s favorite chair. Dad told us this 40 years after the fact, as we were driving him from Ponchatoula to Bloomington for Pee Wee’s 70th birthday surprise party. Dad hadn’t seen Pee Wee in over 30 years.

At the celebration, dad points out an old gentleman and tells us, “That’s Red.”
It always struck me that a man could forgive that.

I know a dude who lived an hour away from his wife while he was in grad school. Decided to surprise his wife one evening and walked in on her getting boned. To his surprise, the Jody didn't flee but cakmy walked out of the bedroom with the cuckee. The cuckee, who was a huge dude who could kick serious arse, had to tell Jody to GTFO of his house. After all that, the cuckee still tried to make things work with her before she divorced him. Felt bad for the cuckee but he was acting like a fool.