What is your "accidently caught your spouse" cheating horror story?

Lol. Betrayal

It was at a tailgate. She left and came back to my tailgate/grill, and I could smell her breath. She ate something that somebody cooked on a GAS grill!!! It was horrible.

I don't have one, but have one about a guy who worked at Chrysler.

Guy was an ole baw, worked hard, enjoyed the time with his wife and kids.

But, she always wanted to know when he would be home, and if we got off early, to call and let her know(1 hour drive time for him).

Guys who worked with him, for 5 years told him that his wife is banging some one, that's why she wants to know when your going to be home. He took the shite for 5 years, but finally, he had enough:

While a van was going down the line, it got caught on something, turned and wedged into an area where the vans would turn, and come back to be painted. So, they sent us home, it looked like some one drove thru and destroyed shite, mangled metal and broken chain links for the line.

So ole baw told them, and a few of us who were laughing, that he wasn't calling, and frick us. Well, he got home, and some dude was dicking the OL. We tried to tell him for 5 years, an OL only wants to know how long you working, so she can think about that money, she don't give a shite when you are actually going to get home. So when she is caring, she is fricking, especially when she wanted to know the exact time he got off.

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She ate something that somebody cooked on a GAS grill!!!

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Tastes the same to her

I was walking home from work one day and a naked guy is running toward me. I say " hey buddy what gives " ?

He says " you got home early ".

Obligatory disclaimer - didn't happen to me, but to someone I know

Girl in college at LSU came home early from class one day to the apartment she shared with her boyfriend. And because she was a proper girl, here's how she told the story..."I walked in to find a random guy sitting on the couch and my boyfriend was S'in on his D."

Years later I still say S'in on some D.

A married church couple (not to each other) were in his truck in Lewisville when she decided to give him some road head. These were NOT young people, mind you. We’ll ‘ol boy evidently couldn’t handle it, hit the gas, and ran into a log truck, pinning them in the truck in the road head position. First responders had to get them out, lol!!!

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A married church couple (not to each other)

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This reminds me of another one. I T-boned a couple in their SUV (not my fault, they turned in front of me when I had the right of way). While we were out waiting for the cops to come, they kept walking away one at a time to a random business for a few minutes then coming back.

Turns out it was this guy and his secretary who worked in an office park. They were coming back from a little evening rendezvous and he was dropping her off at her car. They were married...lord but not to each other.

Welcome to Louisiana, baw.