re: What is there to do in El Paso?

Tabla is a damn good restaurant.

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How have you not been banned yet?

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Idk. I'm not racist

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CadesCove

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Stop it with the PC shite

Was the song called El Paso or Felina?


Breaking Bads Finale is called "Felina". Was that due to the same letters in both? The song is played in the show.

I just now noticed that?

Don't want to make it a spoiler thread for Breaking Bad so I will leave it there as the episodes title is Felina and they use the song. VERY briefly.

L & J Cafe There is good Mexican food all over town but this is the best.

Cattleman's Steakhouse About 30-40 minutes southeast of downtown El Paso in Fabens. Worth the drive if you appreciate a quality steak.

Lucchese Boots Go to the one on Montana near the airport. Prices are 1/3 to 1/2 of what you pay retail in Dallas, Nashville, etc. You can bargain with them.

If you are looking for a Mexican girl the titty bars aren't bad (Dreams Cabaret or Jaguars for "high end" or Tequila Sunrise or Cabaret for full service). Juarez is plenty safe to walk over during daylight and you can catch a short cab to a brothel/massage place. You need a passport to get back these days.

There are lots of bars around UTEP/Cincinnati St with college age girls. If craft beer is your thing The Hoppy Monk is near here and has around 50 drafts and 100 bottles, good food, nice patio, sometimes hot chicks.

A few clubs and higher end bars are downtown near your hotel but I haven't been to any of them so can't recommend any.

I always recommend anyone visiting El Paso or NM to stop in at Blake's Lotaburger (not Whataburger) and get a Green Chile Bacon Cheese Burger. They are not fancy but are as good as In & Out. And get whatever seasonal homemade milkshake is on the menu.

Another vote for State Line BBQ if you want some ribs or brisket. Not as good as what you find in Austin, but better than most BBQ outside of TX. It is over near Sunland Park Horse Track. This is race season but they had an outbreak of Horse Herpes and quarantined the track and canceled the Sunland Derby. I'm not sure if it has reopened. There is a shite casino there as well.

The Border Patrol Museum is a cool place to spend an hour. Admission is free but they are closed Mondays.

Twin Peaks and Wing Daddys are your best bets for beers, sports, and trashy Mexicans with tattoos.

He logged off like a baby-back bitch.

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Juarez, which you sure as shite do not want to go to.

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Meh. Score a cheap 8-ball of H, shove it up the wife's cooze, cross back into the U.S. and start shooting. That's as good as anything else you'll find to do in El P.

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Was the song called El Paso or Felina?

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Song is called Felina. Breaking Bad played on the letters for the title of the finale, and some think the song loosely correlates to the series plot/theme of BB.

And to the SJW in here, Mexican women love to frick. They especially like white men down here because of the scarcity factor. There is nothing racist about it, it is just biology.

Take your PC bullshite somewhere else.

L &J cafe is the best Mexican food I have had the pleasure of enjoying. Also one of the best boot makers in the world is there, Tres Outlaws. Google their work. It's the best I have seen!

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It is maybe a 10 minute walk to the bridge.

You should walk across and drink a few margaritas at the Kentucky Club, it is walking distance from the bridge. It is an old saloon from the prohibition days. Give you a good story to tell all the gringos back home.

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I was joking about fricking the hookers(but they are there) but Juarez is not bad at all right by the border. He should go drink some beers and see some shite and walk the frick back to the US.
Don't be a vag, OP.