re: What Is The Worst Thing You're Dog Ever Got A Hold To And Broke?

Damn dog got my outside tv remote last week.
Chewed it the F up.
I could have killed that mfer had I got my hands on him.

Unlike the majority of pussies on this board I don't treat or view dogs like I do humans.

I had a Great Dane puppy that ate my oak spindles on my staircase in my 1 week old house. Then he liquid shite all over my 1 week old carpet upstairs from my master bedroom and down the stairs after he ate the cord on my Dyson vacuum cleaner. He's 10 now and gets scared of the afternoon thunderstorms and eats a rug per week in the house. My wife has started buying $1.00 towels from Walmart that we leave at the doors and he just shreds them.

My dog is a lab/boxer mix and eats everything that is left with him For an extended amount of time. He first chewed the cable and Internet wires outside so I put a large wood stool to block it for the day. He then proceeded to chew completely through a leg of the stool. I come home from a vacation and drop him off in the backyard on the way to work. Neighbor put our newspapers in our backyard. He ripped them up all over the yard. A few days ago I get home and he pulled down a small tree and he shredded two beer cans. He also busted into the shed and ate open the gas can.

Had three gorgeous Ribeyes out on the counter ready to cook. Set the tray in the middle of the island away from the edge. Went into the garage for two seconds, two damnit, and someone moved the tray to the edge of the island for some reason. I come back to find two Ribeyes. Chased that damn dog with the intention of strangling it but rest of family let it out to escape. Fast forward a week and apparently the dog heard me come back in and hid the barely eaten steak in a corner behind my good chair. It was rotten and stunk up the corner where I liked to sit. fricker.

I had a German Short haired Pointer that used to tear up lots of things. I came home one day and all the foam from the inside of the couch cushions was in tiny pieces. The crazy part was he somehow didn't ruin the cushion covers, he unzipped them to get the foam out and destroy.

Ripped up the carpet in our living room. Then he went on to eat many of my ex-wives shoes (wouldn't touch mine) and finally got into her purse and chewed up her wallet with all her credit cards.

He was trying to tell me something and I wasn't tuned into the right frequency.

I was keeping my parents dog when they were on vacation and he ate my sunglasses. Parents had to take him to the vet to get the arm of the sunglasses removed because it was blocking his intestines. My GSD chewed up an impact driver and battery about three days after we got her (she was 6 months old at the time). She was reprimanded for that one, and to this day if I get a drill out to do anything around the house, she runs and hides in the master bathroom.

ETA: Funniest thing was my GSD ate a dryer sheet that we did not know about. I am outside cutting grass and my wife (no pics) lets her out to do her business. As she is shitting, I see a turd about an inch of dryer sheet, a turd another inch and so on until she was done. It looked like the dog shite anal beads in the back yard.

Lawnmower

Couch cushion. Have you ever tried to buy a single couch cushion?