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re: What is the worst thing you got away with as a child?
Posted on 5/23/18 at 8:39 am to celltech1981
Posted on 5/23/18 at 8:39 am to celltech1981
i've 1000% done the sugar cane burn thing. it wasn't to that extent and wasn't that innocent but it was definitely "oh frick oh frick oh frick oh frick oh frick!!!!!" between me and my friends.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 8:40 am to celltech1981
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I lit a cane field on fire with a magnifying glass and got away with it.
That was you arse face, that was my granddad's field.
You owe my family $75,000, post your address so I can send you a bill.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 8:43 am to The Torch
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You owe my family $75,000, post your address so I can send you a bill.
Burning the cans standing doesn’t hurt if, dummy. If you were in sugarcane, you’d know that.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 8:44 am to Coon
I was about to post that. they still harvested like 3 days later. I still felt horrible because everybody was trying to figure out what lit the cane field on fire.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 8:45 am to Tempratt
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Also I would catch toads and cut them open to watch their organs work

Posted on 5/23/18 at 8:55 am to celltech1981
We stuffed some old clothes with newspaper to make a fake cadaver and put it in the middle of river road after a sharp curve. People would swerve around the body, or run over it and stop and yell at the body. We made it look real with the help of lot of ketchup to simulate blood and a steak with bone in the collar to simulate a beheaded guy. The police showed up after about an hour of laughs and proceeded to put the cadaver on the hood of the cruiser due to all of the blood(ketchup) and it fell off several times on the way to headquarters. I still remember the headline in the times picayune the next day.............. Headless Harahan man just a hoax that goes bump in the night. Good times. lol
Posted on 5/23/18 at 9:10 am to celltech1981
I started an intergalactic civil war.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 10:04 am to celltech1981
I accidentally set A mattress on fire while playing with matches. I then blamed it on my father who was always smoking in the house.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 5:59 pm to celltech1981
1st, you win, thats really bad...I snuck out the car when I was 9 and drove it around the neighborhood and hit the mail box coming back home.....mom thought she did it and felt really bad....I did not say anything
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:07 pm to celltech1981
Dumpster. Had recycled newspapers. Approx 1992. Maybe in the 70817 area. Took a lighter in. Barreled out. Made the Southeast news.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:27 pm to celltech1981
Broke into the local Catholic Church building and stole the Eucharist bread and a bottle of wine. I knew where it was, ‘cause I was an altar boy....
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:31 pm to celltech1981
We went to the Netherlands and I put my finger in a Dutch dyke.
Moist.
Moist.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:32 pm to celltech1981
I was 14 and other than some Honda Odyssey time had never driven a car. My folks went out of town for a weekend, and as I sat at the kitchen table the sun beaming in made something catch my eye.
The shining set or squad car keys to my State Trooper Father’s Plymouth Fury.
So the joy ride ensues.
Our town was small and before I knew it I had turned on the road that goes right past the GD Police station. Driving by, with the CB full on blaring codes and shite, the best thing I could conjur was to throw his hat on and play it cool, praying nobody noticed the teenage moron in the State Police Hat in the State Police Car.
Turned and went straight back after that.
I admitted a lot of stuff I pulled to my Dad, who usually knew anyway and was a really great Father...but not this. Nope.
The shining set or squad car keys to my State Trooper Father’s Plymouth Fury.
So the joy ride ensues.
Our town was small and before I knew it I had turned on the road that goes right past the GD Police station. Driving by, with the CB full on blaring codes and shite, the best thing I could conjur was to throw his hat on and play it cool, praying nobody noticed the teenage moron in the State Police Hat in the State Police Car.
Turned and went straight back after that.
I admitted a lot of stuff I pulled to my Dad, who usually knew anyway and was a really great Father...but not this. Nope.
This post was edited on 5/23/18 at 8:24 pm
Posted on 5/23/18 at 10:27 pm to celltech1981
#1 - I would steal the family car when i was 14 to go see my friend.
2 - I used to shoot the heads off minnows with my bbgun and bb pistols. I feel so bad about that.
#3 =My great grandmother loved rocks and had a rock garden with rocks from all over the world. We traveled a lot as kids and would always bring her rocks from our travels.
My sis and I found a really big rock in a Florida park and lugged it to the car's trunk. As we drove out the park, we saw the sign saying that taking rocks was a felony. Oops.
To this day i still collect rocks. I knew my bf was a keeper when he carried a tote full of about 50lbs of rocks i found one of our trips out of town.
Poor guy, it was then that he understood that I REALLY like rocks.
This post was edited on 5/23/18 at 10:30 pm
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