re: What is the worst hook up experience you have ever had?

It really is.

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My uncle had a sex change and looks like a cheap whore waitress who works at an all night diner. I think about how many trucker dudes he has slept with that didn't know if he was formally the QB for his high school football team...


gimme them digits. Best blowjobs ever and you still get the pussy.

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Whaaaaatf!

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tried to go hogging and got rejected. Probably a good thing though.

Not my experience, but I'm sure it was one of the worst for this one chick.

I was sleeping with this chick that went to Southern Miss so me and a couple buddies went to Hattiesburg to go out one weekend. One of my buddies hooked up with this chick and she asked if he could give her a ride home the next day to Lacomb. He said sure, so she told her ride to go on ahead, she has a ride home. Turns out she had said McComb, Ms. Not Lacomb, La. McComb isn't near Slidell where he was headed back to. So the next morning I hear him and his cousin, who was also out with us, fire up his truck and peel out of the parking lot, leaving this girl stuck in Hattiesburg with no ride home A few minutes late my cell phones rings and he's telling me what happened as they hit the interstate

Picked up a chick in a bar on July 4 wknd. I was tripping on acid and partying like a rock star. We left in her car, headed out of the city and hit the back roads, just riding and drinking. We eventually stopped at a hotel in another town about an hour away from where we started.

I was beginning to come down from my LSD trip and wanted to nail her before I crashed. Got the room, banged her, fell asleep. The next morning, we were both hung over and she mentioned me calling someone to pick me up because it would be out of the way to go all the way back to the city we left from for her to go home.

I told her that the night before, when she was wanting some dick, she had no issue taking me back to my truck and that's where I expected to be dropped off. She grudgingly said ok and we departed. A mile or so later, she pulled into a convenience store and suggested we get a coke. I was quite thirsty from all the fluids I'd lost the previous night between the acid, alcohol, and sex so that sounded good to me.

We both went in but she came out before me and drove off, leaving my hung over, disheveled arse there an hour from home. This was in the days before wireless phones so I had to locate a pay phone that worked and find a buddy who was awake and sober enough to come get me. It's a good story and funny now but in the moment, not so much.

A buddy and I were at the bar one night and he starts chatting it up with these two women who had to be pushing 40.After a few drinks they convince us to go with them back to their place to try out their hot tub. Once we got there we noticed these girls didn't look as good in a well lit room as they did in the dark bar,but we rode with them and both of our phones had died. So we said screw it and stayed.

So we get in the hot tub and both girls decided to take their tops off, revealing their disgusting tattoos they had. His girl had a weird scroll under her tit and mine had a tramp stamp that was just a huge fricking eyeball. After a few minutes in the hot tub my girl decides to take me up stairs. Its at this time she tells me that this isn't her house and that she doesn't live with the other women, but it was ok because she had a guess room for us to use. we walk in the room and its not a guest room, its this women's fricking cats room. it was a room with 4 litter boxes, a couple of bowls of food and water, a few scratching posts, and a fricking twin bed mattress on the floor covered in cat hair and stained with what I had to assume was cat piss. The whole room smelt like shite. We end up doing the deed and she tells me she wants it dogie, so I start giving to her. I look down and its just her stupid arse Eye tramp stamp staring at me while I give it to some old skank in a crazy women's cat room. The next morning when she dropped me off I had her drop me off a block away from my place so that my roommates would see me at rock bottom.

havent gotten laid, so i cant tell you

I almost did it with a black chick in NOLA tho, then her boyfriend found us