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re: What is the simplest thing you have ever had to explain to a competent adult?
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:57 pm to hogminer
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:57 pm to hogminer
I had an ex gf that would run through every 4 way stop because "everyone else is stopping." I tried to explain why this is a horrible idea but I'm pretty sure she continued to disagree and only stopped when I was in the car. she was a blonde fwiw
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Posted on 6/6/16 at 2:04 pm to LSU8654722
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There are some other dumb questions out there as well.
I read the first page and thought that was kind of dumb.
By page 3 I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.
Also, I found this way funnier than I should have:
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Q:How to become a greatest walrus?
A: I know the solution to your problem. I had this same problem as you a few years ago. It is simple really, all you have to do is follow a few steps: Make sure you have some towels nearby, as this might get a little messy. First, stick a pencil inside a strawberry and throw it at a wall. Then, take a lemon and put it on your forehead for 3 hours without moving. At this point you should start noticing some tusks forming. After that, you are going to want to grab one of your towels and wrap it around a squirrel with some whipped cream inside of it. Then, take a toaster and put your hand inside of it. Don't start it, because you could seriously hurt yourself, and we don't want that. Now, grab a rusty nail and step on it. Don't scream, you will have to start over. And we don't want that. We all want you to be "a greatest walrus". Don't worry, you will become a full walrus by next week. Have fun!
This post was edited on 6/6/16 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 6/6/16 at 2:09 pm to Breesus
Left vs right
Posted on 6/6/16 at 2:18 pm to Rockbrc
I still can't get my mom to understand the difference between using wifi and using cellular data.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 2:19 pm to anc
Alltimers.
It amazes me how many competent adults say this to the point I've just given up.
It amazes me how many competent adults say this to the point I've just given up.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 2:20 pm to Rockbrc
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My pregnant wife wants to eat her uterus, but we are vegetarians? Is it bad if she does?
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what is the best product for getting semen out of cat's fur?
Posted on 6/6/16 at 2:25 pm to anc
I had a chick ask me, "You're smart. What does perry meter mean?"
I said, "Wut?"
"Perry meter."
"Uh, how do you spell it?"
"P-E-R-I-M-E-T-E-R"
Ugh...
I said, "Wut?"
"Perry meter."
"Uh, how do you spell it?"
"P-E-R-I-M-E-T-E-R"
Ugh...
Posted on 6/6/16 at 2:36 pm to GRTiger
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I won't name names, but it was in bed and this person was lying next to me.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 2:39 pm to forever lsu30
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e taught HS algebra for the last few years. I am here to tell you that over 75% of current teens truly believe 911 was created expressly for the tribute to 9-11. It's mind bottling to me that each year I'm teaching kids that either weren't born yet or were too young to know it was going on.
I know you did this on purpose.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 2:39 pm to anc
Time zones. Multiple times
Posted on 6/6/16 at 2:41 pm to 911Moto
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I had to dig up my old sex-ed text book from UNO
Was this the class that Dr. Bruce King taught in the late 90's and early 2000's?
Posted on 6/6/16 at 2:50 pm to anc
I had to teach someone how to double click. Wow, that was much harder than it should have been.
Another one is that polar bears don't hunt penguins.
Another one is that polar bears don't hunt penguins.
This post was edited on 6/6/16 at 2:50 pm
Posted on 6/6/16 at 2:50 pm to anc
I used to work at CCLA and found out that the lady that did pay roll was using a .5 multiplier instead of a 1.5 multiplier when calculating overtime pay. I must have explained it to her 10x and she kept telling me that multiplying 0.5 was the same thing as multiplying 1.5. I was about to blow when the Club director overhead me and set the lady straight.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 2:55 pm to forever lsu30
I find it disturbing that you have to explain it.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 3:31 pm to Breesus
Left vs right
Posted on 6/6/16 at 3:33 pm to Rockbrc
Sorry
Sticky keyboard
Sticky keyboard
Posted on 6/6/16 at 3:53 pm to anc
I used to sell walking boots that had air pumps built in with a circular valve in the front on the shin area.
A gentleman argued with me when I told him to turn it clockwise. He said, "clockwise from your point of view or mine?" It took me a while to get him straight.
A gentleman argued with me when I told him to turn it clockwise. He said, "clockwise from your point of view or mine?" It took me a while to get him straight.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 3:55 pm to Rockbrc
I've been trying to teach this guy not to spit semen in his keyboard for years.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 3:58 pm to TheCaterpillar
Not sure if it has been said yet, but
It is a TROT line, not a trout line
And I still get argued with because it is something that catch fish, and a trout is a fish
It is a TROT line, not a trout line
And I still get argued with because it is something that catch fish, and a trout is a fish
Posted on 6/6/16 at 4:23 pm to Konkey Dong
That we could keep a lot of jambalaya warm by putting it into a cleaned out ice chest. She thought the ice chest itself would make it cold
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