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Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:26 pm to Royal
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Also, same wife thinks its a conspiracy that our garbage bill is the same every month.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:32 pm to 777Tiger
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you married to yogagirl?
They're all at least a little crazy, but not "yogagirl" crazy
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:38 pm to anc
I was in subway the other day and the police officer in front of me did not know the difference between a coupon and voucher. It took him 10 minutes of explaining that the $6 sub coupon would not get him the $6 sub for free, and kept refusing to pay the $6.. Kinda scary thinking he is allowed to enforce the law
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:41 pm to Hickok
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I was in subway the other day and the police officer in front of me did not know the difference between a coupon and voucher. It took him 10 minutes of explaining that the $6 sub coupon would not get him the $6 sub for free, and kept refusing to pay the $6.. Kinda scary thinking he is allowed to enforce the law
oh for frick's sake
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:43 pm to Royal
People that pronounce "Chipotle" as "Chipolte"
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:50 pm to cas4t
Flying from Atlanta to Baton Rouge:
Captain: "Total flying time today 1 hour, 5 minutes"
Seatmate: "Of course we're going to be late."
Me: "There's a time change"
Seatmate: "Yeah, but the schedule says we land 45 minutes after departure"
Captain: "Total flying time today 1 hour, 5 minutes"
Seatmate: "Of course we're going to be late."
Me: "There's a time change"
Seatmate: "Yeah, but the schedule says we land 45 minutes after departure"
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:51 pm to cas4t
- "Why is a Copperhead called a Copperhead?" was the question.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:52 pm to forever lsu30
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It's mind bottling to me that each year I'm teaching kids that either weren't born yet or were too young to know it was going on.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:10 pm to anc
I had to explain the basics of sex, how conception and pregnancy worked, what orgasms were, etc. to my 25 yr. old virgin girlfriend. She was a student at Southeastern (took her 7 years to graduate). The drive-in was the local make out spot, and I had to dig up my old sex-ed text book from UNO and sit at the drive in for an hour or two explaining how everything worked. First time she started to have an orgasm (from my magic fingers), she freaked out and we had to stop because she thought she was getting pregnant or something. I had to take her to get a pregnancy test once despite the fact that we didn't have sex (just fooled around a bit). I kid you not.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:11 pm to cas4t
explaining to northshore people that it's "Or" not "Are"
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:14 pm to castorinho
I can't stop laughing at the fact that posters think I said "mind bottling" seriously instead of the glorious joke that it is.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:17 pm to 911Moto
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I had to explain the basics of sex, how conception and pregnancy worked, what orgasms were, etc. to my 25 yr. old virgin girlfriend. She was a student at Southeastern (took her 7 years to graduate). The drive-in was the local make out spot, and I had to dig up my old sex-ed text book from UNO and sit at the drive in for an hour or two explaining how everything worked. First time she started to have an orgasm (from my magic fingers), she freaked out and we had to stop because she thought she was getting pregnant or something. I had to take her to get a pregnancy test once despite the fact that we didn't have sex (just fooled around a bit). I kid you not
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911Moto
Sounds about right for you....
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:20 pm to highcotton2
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I had a girl that was a 3rd year chemical engineer major at my house during Thanksgiving and she thought the 911 emergency number came into being after the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11. She thought it was a way to commemorate that date.
It's always the super smart ones that lack common sense. I knew a girl who could figure out the bill for dinner with tax included in her head before the check came. But didn't understand that Xbox games cannot be played in a Playstation.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:22 pm to anc
That girls playing softball is even less legitimate than girls playing soccer. At least men play soccer.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:32 pm to anc
This reminds me of some of the stupid stuff people ask on the internet.
This gem is one of the best I've seen:
There are some other dumb questions out there as well.
This gem is one of the best I've seen:
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Okay so i peed in my sisters wetsuit and i ejaculated about 4 hours before. i don't know if there was sperm in my pee but i ejaculated about 4 hours before. i washed it out with water from the shower and she put on a bikini. also, i was wearing shorts underneath the wetsuit. now im really worried that shes pregnant. what do you people think?
There are some other dumb questions out there as well.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:38 pm to anc
1 lb. = 1 lb. regardless of material in question.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:50 pm to anc
In college I once had a professor (non STEM) who tried to explain that the seas would rise if the north pole melted.
It took a lot of energy not to put her on the spot.
It took a lot of energy not to put her on the spot.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:51 pm to Palo Gaucho
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1 lb. = 1 lb. regardless of material in question
To be fair in the thermo and regular dynamics world there is such a thing as pounds force, pounds mass, and slugs.
Posted on 6/6/16 at 1:53 pm to ruzil
I admit I am guilty of believing it was Chesterdrawers and not chest of drawers until about a year ago
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