re: What is the number one thing that grossed you out

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Fat man shits

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so you're ok with other men shitting, just as long as they aren't fat?

I was around 13 or 14 years old. July or August, no school bunch of friends and me pedal on our bicycles about a half a mile down river from my hometown to a swimming hole we knew about on one of my friends parents' property. Hot day but a little muddy, one of my friends makes a mud ball and hits another friend right in the chest with it. Friend takes off chasing friend who threw the mud ball at him. Did I mention that everyone had taken their shoes off right before this happened? Friend who got hit with the mud ball all of a sudden let's out the most blood curdling scream I have ever heard and falls to the ground. We all look to see what happened and see a two foot long stick sticking out of the webbing between his big toe and next big toe. He rammed it about three inches into his foot while chasing the other guy around. That ended the swimming outing and we had to figure out a way to get him back into town to the doctor's office.

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Midgets and antique furniture. I can't so much as drink a glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

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I can kind of see being creeped out by a midget but what's the deal with old furniture?

Fat women

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I can kind of see being creeped out by a midget but what's the deal with old furniture?

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Watch Sling Blade
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This week's US Weekly has a fascinating sidebar about weird celebrity phobias. Only one caught our attention: apparently actor Billy Bob Thornton is terrified of antique furniture. He has previously gone on the record by saying, "Maybe it’s a past life thing and I got beat to death with an old chair. But I’m totally serious. I can’t eat around antiques.

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Was this determined by the “ stealth finger sniff” or other means ?

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Didn't even have to get close; funk filled the room.

Me and my brother kept deer meat and some ducks and geese in the deep freezer in the garage. We will didn’t realize the power had gone out of it. When we went to retrieve what we thought was going to be some meat to thaw out and opened it up the smell was beyond words I still can’t describe how awful that smell was

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Parasites; especially the kind that hide somewhere and only make an occasionally appearance from whatever they are hiding in (I.e. bowels, ear, etc)

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A few years ago, I ate at a well known seafood restaurant in the Shenandoah area. It was in January (an "R" month) and I ordered a dozen raw oysters for an "appetizer". The waitress came out with the platter and put it down at our table. My girlfriend commented that she wouldn't eat one of the oysters on the plate because of its pretty noticeable green color.
I looked down at the green oyster and saw that an adjacent oyster had a reddish colored worm about an inch long and as big around as a pencil lead squirming out of it. We called the waitress over to show her (and this is the truly frightening part of the story), and the worm had pulled itself completely back into the now perfectly normal looking oyster.
We never ate there again.

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Frog giving birth from it's back


oh damn that just made my skin turn inside out

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I don't know why but that just makes me sick to my stomach.