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re: What is the most you would ever do for pussy?
Posted on 8/1/17 at 10:59 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 8/1/17 at 10:59 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Lets say the girl of your dreams says she will frick you but first you have to do __.
I'd wear a condom.
Posted on 8/1/17 at 11:10 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I'd kill a stranger for no reason to frick prime Kate Beckinsale
Posted on 8/1/17 at 11:12 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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For me it's if she told me I had to commit a major felony.
great thread
would read again
Posted on 8/1/17 at 11:14 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Something like fly to Dallas, which I did ... It was worth it..
But that's about it...
But that's about it...
This post was edited on 8/1/17 at 11:17 am
Posted on 8/1/17 at 11:16 am to Hangover Haven
Drove to st Louis for a weekend during winter break sophomore year. Totally worth it 
Posted on 8/1/17 at 11:17 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Can only look to my past for an answer to that question, as of today, she's lucky if I shower first.
January, 1989.
I snuck out of my parents' house in Southdowns and drove to Central with a do-nut spare (which I was told NOT to do until I picked up the repaired full-size from Gordon & Sandifer the next day).
Somewhere along Greenwell Spgs rd it blew out. Coldest night of the year, 2am and I'm humping 2 miles to a pay phone. I had to have my gf sneak out (which was REAL hard to get her car out without waking her Dad) and come pick me up.
We get back to her house, and her Dad's Bmer is gone. He pulls in a few mins later (he went looking for her) furious when he sees me.
...wait, I actually didn't get laid that time so this doesn't count.

January, 1989.
I snuck out of my parents' house in Southdowns and drove to Central with a do-nut spare (which I was told NOT to do until I picked up the repaired full-size from Gordon & Sandifer the next day).
Somewhere along Greenwell Spgs rd it blew out. Coldest night of the year, 2am and I'm humping 2 miles to a pay phone. I had to have my gf sneak out (which was REAL hard to get her car out without waking her Dad) and come pick me up.
We get back to her house, and her Dad's Bmer is gone. He pulls in a few mins later (he went looking for her) furious when he sees me.
...wait, I actually didn't get laid that time so this doesn't count.
Posted on 8/1/17 at 11:33 am to SG_Geaux
I drove 500 miles for a lady; spent around 3k on gifts and paying her bills and still went home with blue balls.
On my way back, I blew a tire on the Afchafalaya Basin. I found it better to buy Vaseline and hook up with porn.
On my way back, I blew a tire on the Afchafalaya Basin. I found it better to buy Vaseline and hook up with porn.
Posted on 8/1/17 at 11:36 am to MottLaneKid
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I drove 500 miles for a lady; spent around 3k on gifts and paying her bills and still went home with blue balls
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On my way back, I blew a tire on the Afchafalaya Basin

Posted on 8/1/17 at 11:37 am to 14&Counting
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Pay for it
we all pay for it, one way or another.
Posted on 8/1/17 at 11:44 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Get married
Wait...that's not how that works
Wait...that's not how that works
This post was edited on 8/1/17 at 11:49 am
Posted on 8/1/17 at 11:53 am to MottLaneKid
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I found it better to buy Vaseline and hook up with porn
Does that make the insertion hurt less?
Posted on 8/1/17 at 11:54 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I'd Fight a baby
This post was edited on 8/1/17 at 11:59 am
Posted on 8/1/17 at 11:55 am to TheCaterpillar
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I'd kill a stranger for no reason to frick prime Kate Beckinsale
Wouldn't the reason be, "to frick prime Kate Beckinsdale" then?
Posted on 8/1/17 at 11:57 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Like I said in the other thread, I'd push Chris down a flight of stairs for a few minutes with Charlize Theron.
Posted on 8/1/17 at 11:58 am to Perrydawg
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As the old saying goes a man with a hard dick will go places that a man with a sharp sword won't
Old as in yesterday?
Because that's when I made it up and posted it in the Game of Thrones thread.
Yeah, the first time that phrase exists on the internet is yesterday. Google it.
This post was edited on 8/1/17 at 12:04 pm
Posted on 8/1/17 at 11:58 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Walk a thousand miles
Posted on 8/1/17 at 12:14 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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What is the most you would ever do for pussy?
Go back to high school.
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