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Posted on 1/11/20 at 10:38 pm to OweO
Met an older redhead chick at the Florabama years ago when I was single. Went back to her place.
Man, the peckerburns I got that night. Had to drink gallons of Gatorade and hydrocortisone all over my schlong to recover.
Man, the peckerburns I got that night. Had to drink gallons of Gatorade and hydrocortisone all over my schlong to recover.
Posted on 1/11/20 at 10:46 pm to OweO
A few things.
The first was treating a rather extensive third degree burn. Cleaning it constantly, and ultimately using surgical scissors to cut off everything dead or infected. I was more scared of showing my mom than anything else.
Another, ended up stranded in one of the few places in Louisiana where you can be 18 miles from everything. Dead of summer. No water. Just a series of mistakes that got worse. I ended up having to fireman carry my gf at the time the last few miles. I'm not the most physically fit cat, but I learned that day that I can keep pushing through almost anything if I have to.
Fast forward six weeks or so... Ended up stranded about 3 miles behind the house in the eye of Gustav. Had a tornado touch down near enough to watch it obliterate a barn. Had rain literally tearing my skin. Shielded my eyes and kept walking. Skin torn by water has a very specific smell. It smells necrotic, spoiled... just wrong.
I have broken multiple vertebrae, a collar bone, dislocated shoulders, torn pectoral, I've been hit in the chest by ricochets. I've been stabbed through my left forearm. I've had a few beer bottles broken over my head. Cut a leader on a finger. Had my head go through a table. Had a dog bury his canines in my calf muscle. Been kicked by a horse. A deer. Trampled by a calf.
I won't say I'm indestructible, but I'm durable.
The first was treating a rather extensive third degree burn. Cleaning it constantly, and ultimately using surgical scissors to cut off everything dead or infected. I was more scared of showing my mom than anything else.
Another, ended up stranded in one of the few places in Louisiana where you can be 18 miles from everything. Dead of summer. No water. Just a series of mistakes that got worse. I ended up having to fireman carry my gf at the time the last few miles. I'm not the most physically fit cat, but I learned that day that I can keep pushing through almost anything if I have to.
Fast forward six weeks or so... Ended up stranded about 3 miles behind the house in the eye of Gustav. Had a tornado touch down near enough to watch it obliterate a barn. Had rain literally tearing my skin. Shielded my eyes and kept walking. Skin torn by water has a very specific smell. It smells necrotic, spoiled... just wrong.
I have broken multiple vertebrae, a collar bone, dislocated shoulders, torn pectoral, I've been hit in the chest by ricochets. I've been stabbed through my left forearm. I've had a few beer bottles broken over my head. Cut a leader on a finger. Had my head go through a table. Had a dog bury his canines in my calf muscle. Been kicked by a horse. A deer. Trampled by a calf.
I won't say I'm indestructible, but I'm durable.
This post was edited on 1/11/20 at 10:48 pm
Posted on 1/11/20 at 10:47 pm to Python
quote:
quote:
Gold Rush AZ... two consecutive nightss of candy flip plus sass....... then got convinced to go to Sunday funday, complete with a giant pile of baking powder.
I don't understand any of this.
probably for the betterPosted on 1/11/20 at 10:48 pm to OweO
USMC Reconnaissance School
Posted on 1/11/20 at 10:51 pm to OweO
Denali
Posted on 1/11/20 at 11:23 pm to OweO
quote:One time I took the stairs.
What Is The Most Extreme You Ever Put Your Body Through?
Posted on 1/11/20 at 11:26 pm to WinnPtiger
Trying to run a sub 13:30 5k. The training was stiff.....running 5 x 1 Mike repeats in 4:15......i nearly puked on a biweekly basis. Easy days were 10 miles. Didn't ever get under 13:30 but I was close. It hurt.
Posted on 1/11/20 at 11:28 pm to OweO
3 days just water. By the third day I was loving it but had to travel.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 2:21 am to OweO
Chemo AND radiation.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 2:31 am to vodkacop
You win.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 3:45 am to OweO
quote:
What Is The Most Extreme You Ever Put Your Body Through?
I read an entire Oweo post once.
But not this one.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 4:29 am to OweO
Tough Mudder
or a Half Marathon.
Tough Mudder was at least fun. Half Marathon was miserable.
or a Half Marathon.
Tough Mudder was at least fun. Half Marathon was miserable.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 4:30 am to vodkacop
quote:
Chemo AND radiation.
Well, frick.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 7:32 am to OweO
Ran 15k without training...530 am check in , was cold...we had Mexican the night before...
Do not recommend
Do not recommend
Posted on 1/12/20 at 7:38 am to OweO
Three hits of acid
Posted on 1/12/20 at 7:57 am to OweO
Did an Iron Man triathlon the day after I returned from climbing K2.
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:41 am to OweO
1976 Four hour Marco polo battle .
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:47 am to RileyTime
pelvic radiation along with chemo for rectal cancer. by the end of radiation, I was seriously considering suck starting a twelve gauge. I have never felt such intense and long-lasting pain before that nor after and I have had over 100 chemo treatments and two liver resections since then. radiation and chemo sucks big time and there is no real relief. meds do help with side effects but nothing eliminates them!
Posted on 1/12/20 at 8:51 am to OweO
Ironman Triathlon. Came in 4th but that's because I had a broken leg.
Edit: Damn it, Bestbank
Edit: Damn it, Bestbank
This post was edited on 1/12/20 at 8:53 am
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