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re: What is the dumbest thing you've heard someone say lately?
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:27 pm to CaptainPanic
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:27 pm to CaptainPanic
quote:
I just overheard a woman say she couldn't believe America turns 2014 tomorrow.
She called me earlier and asked what time my store closes today.
Me"5 o'clock"
Her"5 o'clock this evening?"
Me"5"
This post was edited on 7/3/14 at 2:27 pm
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Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:29 pm to CaptainPanic
Some fat chick at Hobby Lobby told her fat friend that the Declaration of Independence was signed on July 4th. I said naw.
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:30 pm to CaptainPanic
HR Guy: Sir your criminal record is too deep to hire you.
Me: What is on it?
HR Guy: A DUI arrest from 2005.
Me: Is that it?
HR Guy: Yea, thank you for your time. CLICK
Me: What is on it?
HR Guy: A DUI arrest from 2005.
Me: Is that it?
HR Guy: Yea, thank you for your time. CLICK
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:32 pm to BallCoachinFool
quote:Expungement, bruh.
HR Guy: A DUI arrest from 2005.
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:34 pm to roguetiger15
quote:
I dunno y I gots to go to court tomarrah for a suspended license because I ain't eva gots a license".
What am I missing here?
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:34 pm to CaptainPanic
That would be like trying to remember which dump I took recently smelled the worst.
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:35 pm to boom roasted
quote:
Expungement, bruh
Can't
The way the cop wrote the ticket there are other charges tagged to it.
Something about state of Maryland law does not allow you to expunge an arrest with multiple charges even though many of them had no prosecutorial merit and were dropped before court.
Sucks
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:36 pm to Sampson
quote:Lulz
Some fat chick at Hobby Lobby told her fat friend that the Declaration of Independence was signed on July 4th. I said naw.
People refer to Cinco De Mayo as the Mexican Fourth of July.
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:38 pm to BallCoachinFool
quote:Ah, didn't realize you were in Maryland.
Can't
The way the cop wrote the ticket there are other charges tagged to it.
Something about state of Maryland law does not allow you to expunge an arrest with multiple charges even though many of them had no prosecutorial merit and were dropped before court.
Sucks
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:39 pm to CaptainPanic
Hold on a second and let me check my Facebook feed.
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:43 pm to CaptainPanic
At Medieval Times when the unicorn comes out. The women behind says out loud " OMG I thought those horses were extinct".
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:43 pm to CaptainPanic
While watching the women's college World Series. One of the players way pretty well put together and a guy at the bar said "she is built like a brick fire hydrant"
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:43 pm to boom roasted
quote:
Ah, didn't realize you were in Maryland
I'm not. Just where I was arrested.
Other dumb shite someone said:
Talking about the Civil War....
You mean Abraham Lincoln chose a side during the war?????
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:44 pm to CaptainPanic
blowjobs are overrated
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:45 pm to Salmon
Heard a girl talking about the wind energy fans in the midwest. The girl thought they actually fanned the crops
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:47 pm to MINNESOTA08
quote:Well that was your first mistake
While watching the women's college World Series.
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:49 pm to CaptainPanic
"A lot of people are saying Obama is a terrible President, but Bush was a lot worser"
Posted on 7/3/14 at 2:54 pm to SportsGuyNOLA
People deserve to make $15.00 per hour as minimum wage
Posted on 7/3/14 at 3:00 pm to CaptainPanic
Posted on 7/3/14 at 3:10 pm to PhiTiger1764
A co-worker once asked, during a high level meeting no less, "Where are all of the Norwegians from? Norwega?"
Same guy once argued for 15 mins that tornadoes were the ones that were huge and hurricanes are small.
Same guy once argued for 15 mins that tornadoes were the ones that were huge and hurricanes are small.
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