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Posted on 3/7/16 at 6:05 am to OweO
Some dumb arse at my work said she would not want to win a free Lexus because she didn't want to waste that much money when she would have to pay the taxes. I said WTF?
Posted on 3/7/16 at 6:07 am to OweO
"How did they print the Declaration of Independence?"
Posted on 3/7/16 at 6:19 am to CHEDBALLZ
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She peeps into the baby carrier and says..... Aww, hes so cute, did he open his eyes yet?
Still laughing at this one.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 6:34 am to OweO
At the Walmart check out, the lady behind me was typing in her phone and said, "Dave, how do you spell sugar? Is it with an s or a ch?" Even the girl with the neck tattoo who was checking is out was shaking her head.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 6:52 am to OweO
Roll Tide
Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:05 am to OweO
At walker Wal-Mart and I will never forget it
And I quote
"I told her not to accept that promise ring. He just got 2 years for meth possession."
Maybe not the dumbest, but probably the most white thrashy
And I quote
"I told her not to accept that promise ring. He just got 2 years for meth possession."
Maybe not the dumbest, but probably the most white thrashy
Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:44 am to retired trucker
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actually the Scriptures say, 6 Days and rested on the 7th .
however, keep in mind what it says in 2nd Peter
[[ 2 Peter, 3-8, With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day ]]
I'll bet nobody ever pointed that out to you
and nowhere in the Scriptures does it say the earth is 6,000yrs old, which is why it is pure made up bull crap
Your quote, well known, from Peter makes no sense in the context of your argument since it basically cancels each other out.
Im quite familiar with the Bible, I would wager I know more about the actual history of said mythos manuscript than you do
The 6000 years comes from early Christians trying to date the geneaology within a literal timeline.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 7:56 am to Cruiserhog
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Your quote, well known, from Peter makes no sense in the context of your argument since it basically cancels each other out.
The quote in context simply means that the day is not meant to be taken as a literal day or specific time period. It is a symbolic arbitrary marker. And I'm no bible believer.
Eta: The symbolic marking of days shows a hierarchy of creation. People who take it as a literal demonstration of time are simple minded and unable to see nuance.
This post was edited on 3/7/16 at 7:59 am
Posted on 3/7/16 at 8:17 am to OweO
My girlfriend's mom once asked me "who's oocla?"
Posted on 3/7/16 at 8:20 am to OweO
"I decided to buy MegaMillions tickets instead of Powerball because a lot fewer people would be playing that one instead and I'll have a much better chance of winning"
Posted on 3/7/16 at 8:31 am to OweO
my SNL at jazz fest used a Port a let for the first time and walked out asking me how to flush it
Posted on 3/7/16 at 9:22 am to snizzle
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we were watching an LSU game about 10 years ago and they showed a shot of LSU's up coming schedule and on of my friends says "you see this is why we never gets any credit, were playing mofo's like TBA. who the fuc is TBA anyway"
No! If this is true, this shite is funny.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 9:24 am to OweO
"I thought chocolate milk came from brown cows."
-dumb chick
-dumb chick
Posted on 3/7/16 at 9:30 am to MBclass83
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Some dumb arse at my work said she would not want to win a free Lexus because she didn't want to waste that much money when she would have to pay the taxes. I said WTF?
The same boss I mentioned in a post on the first or second page once told me that when his wife's mom passed away she came into some money so she was trying to figure out what to do with it. He said she spent about week thinking about it. After work he would always go to a local bar for about an hr to have a few drinks before going home. One day his wife went in & in front of all the regulars she says to my former boss "I finally decided what I will do with the money. Instead of putting it all in one bank & getting X amount of interest, I will put half in one bank & the other half in another bank that way I will get double the interest"..
Posted on 3/7/16 at 9:51 am to OweO
not sure, but I am sure a woman said it
Posted on 3/7/16 at 10:38 am to ThePoo
My wife asked me who the mayor is for people who live outside the city?
Posted on 3/7/16 at 10:54 am to CHEDBALLZ
My wife and I have boy/ girl twins... People use to ask if they were identical...
Posted on 3/7/16 at 10:58 am to EddieHewitt
Democrats are smarter than everyone else.
Of course it was a democrat that said it....making 9 bucks an hour.
Of course it was a democrat that said it....making 9 bucks an hour.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 11:08 am to OweO
This is actually a story I heard from my wife during her freshman English class...
The class had to write an argumentative essay on a controversial topic, and then present said argument to the class. Being at a school in the the Deep South, many "religious" sorority girls decided to tackle the issue of legalized abortion. One sorority girl who was very passionate about the issue titled her paper "Life Begins at Contraception." Unfortunately for her, she had confused the word contraception with her actual stance of life beginning at conception. For ten long minutes, this girl kept referring to the fact that life begins at contraception, and therefore any form of abortion is murder and should be punished as such.
I have no idea if the professor informed her of her vocabularic error, but I think I would have started laughing after the third time I heard her say it.
The class had to write an argumentative essay on a controversial topic, and then present said argument to the class. Being at a school in the the Deep South, many "religious" sorority girls decided to tackle the issue of legalized abortion. One sorority girl who was very passionate about the issue titled her paper "Life Begins at Contraception." Unfortunately for her, she had confused the word contraception with her actual stance of life beginning at conception. For ten long minutes, this girl kept referring to the fact that life begins at contraception, and therefore any form of abortion is murder and should be punished as such.
I have no idea if the professor informed her of her vocabularic error, but I think I would have started laughing after the third time I heard her say it.
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