What is the biggest mess youve cleaned up?

My spunk off of your mom's bed...too easy.

Jonestown. The morning after.

The dog had diarrhea and it was all over the house. Luckily the whole house is hardwood except kitchen and bathrooms (tile).

Dog took a crap on the floor when no one was home and the roomba vacuum was running...

Chill water line that ran through the fuel tanks broke, we started pouring fuel over over the side of the ship in Bahrain, all hands on deck with eductors, sponges on ropes, and anything else we could think of to clean it up. Greenpeace was in the area.

Ruined a brand new pair of flight deck boots that day.

I used to go into rental houses and clean them out and repaint etc. There were several that the people apparently never took the trash out. Sheds filled to the brim with garbage. One had most of the house filled too. Plus of course the full fridges that had sat for weeks after the power was cut off.

You ever had Roomba go through a pile of dog shite?

My 2 y.o. daughter used a whole large tub of Aquaphor lotion (basically ointment/Vaseline) in her hair. It made instant slimey dreadlocks. Took many washes for a week to get it out.

Guys used one of my Dads subdivisions as a dumping ground. So i cleaned up a dump truck of shingles, drywall and other building materials every week until we caught the a-hole,