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What is the best way to break in a new couch?
Posted on 10/23/15 at 8:24 pm
Posted on 10/23/15 at 8:24 pm
Yeah, I know. I threw that one across the plate but serious question. This new couch is stiffer than I thought it was when I tested it before buying.
This post was edited on 10/23/15 at 8:26 pm
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Posted on 10/23/15 at 8:25 pm to prplhze2000
butt secks
Posted on 10/23/15 at 8:25 pm to prplhze2000
Hookers and blow
Posted on 10/23/15 at 8:26 pm to prplhze2000
Posted on 10/23/15 at 8:26 pm to prplhze2000
Watch Schindler's List
This post was edited on 10/23/15 at 8:28 pm
Posted on 10/23/15 at 8:26 pm to prplhze2000
Just let your girlfriend sit on it.
She is quite a plumper
She is quite a plumper
This post was edited on 10/23/15 at 8:27 pm
Posted on 10/23/15 at 8:26 pm to prplhze2000
frick yo couch, jigga
Posted on 10/23/15 at 8:27 pm to prplhze2000
frick yo couch
Posted on 10/23/15 at 8:28 pm to prplhze2000
Oil it and wrap it with a couple of rubber bands.
Posted on 10/23/15 at 8:30 pm to prplhze2000
Posted on 10/23/15 at 8:56 pm to prplhze2000
Got any kids? Have them jump all over it.
Posted on 10/23/15 at 8:57 pm to prplhze2000
Sleep on it
Posted on 10/23/15 at 9:04 pm to prplhze2000
I saw a friend of mine frick a hotel couch in new orleans on his bachelor party weekend.
Next morning he was pissed we got him such a cheap hooker for him, his dick was all raw.
Morale of the story: dont drink too many hand grenades
Next morning he was pissed we got him such a cheap hooker for him, his dick was all raw.
Morale of the story: dont drink too many hand grenades
Posted on 10/23/15 at 9:09 pm to Dorothy
One thing I saw online was a suggestion that you put your socks on and walk all over the cushions.
Posted on 10/23/15 at 10:10 pm to prplhze2000
go out to a bar and bring the biggest bitch back home.
This post was edited on 10/23/15 at 10:16 pm
Posted on 10/23/15 at 10:15 pm to prplhze2000
quote:
One thing I saw online was a suggestion that you put your socks on and walk all over the cushions.
Yep.....or have your kids jump on it if you have any. Also, make sure you sit on all parts of the cushions during the first few months or so. After I bought my first new couch, I realized I was sitting in the same place all the time and that can lead to unevenness. If you got a couch with some really high quality foams it shouldn't be too much of a concern, though.
Posted on 10/24/15 at 12:25 am to Tino
....was instantly my first thought when I read the OP. 
Posted on 10/24/15 at 12:37 am to prplhze2000
hire some people to jump on it? dude? reals? 
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