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re: What is the best advice you have ever been given?

Posted on 2/18/16 at 9:37 am to
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68451 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 9:37 am to
Be careful of the toes you step on today they maybe attached to the arse you're kissing tomorrow.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52493 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 9:39 am to
quote:

What is the best advice you have ever been given?

Speak less and listen more
Posted by Mindenfan
Minden
Member since Sep 2006
4823 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 9:44 am to
Plant your corn early
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8909 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 9:48 am to
Marry a girl with small hands, that way your pecker looks bigger forever.
Posted by ColoradoAg03
Denver, CO
Member since Oct 2012
6534 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 9:52 am to
Don't put your hands where you wouldn't out your pecker
Posted by NWLA Tiguh12
Member since Jul 2015
2410 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 9:57 am to
Don't be a dummy cum on her tummy
Posted by Tiger Hoods
Dixon Correctional Facility
Member since Jan 2016
432 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 9:59 am to
my dad "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" always be honest and respectful;
Posted by WallsAllAroundMe
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:02 am to
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Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:03 am to
don't eat yella snow
Posted by Burlee
Memphis, TN
Member since Aug 2006
7324 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:09 am to
On my wedding night from my dad - "son, from here on out, you're just in the way"
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
3965 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:17 am to
Everybody poops
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4588 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:23 am to
You can shite in one hand and wish in the other and see which fills up first.
Posted by Call me the Doc
AME
Member since Aug 2014
166 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:37 am to
You buy shite then you're going to have shite.
Posted by thedogman
Member since Dec 2008
2264 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 11:10 am to
Always check a baws hands before you get ready to scrap with him
Posted by frankenfish
Crofton, MD
Member since Feb 2008
855 posts
Posted on 2/19/16 at 6:57 am to
The best advice I've ever gotten is 1 and 1A- these things I will tell my sons.

1. As already mentioned, look at your girl's Mom and that's a good idea of what she'll look like in the future and,

1a. You will attract much more quality girls with a six figure salary than six pack abs. It's best to have both, but if you have to choose, choose wisely...
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 2/19/16 at 7:01 am to
Never be afraid to ask for what you want
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
12487 posts
Posted on 2/19/16 at 7:27 am to
"...and do not share this most valuable advice with anyone else!"
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18298 posts
Posted on 2/19/16 at 7:39 am to
quote:

I was dub stepping before it was a thing




Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32577 posts
Posted on 2/19/16 at 7:52 am to
You get out of the looney bin?

Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
5027 posts
Posted on 2/19/16 at 8:00 am to
"trust no man and walk softly around the dead." It was my dads way of saying always pay attention and have awareness.

In regards to women he would say "there are plenty of men paying child support to women who could not get pregnant or were on the pill"
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