re: What Do You Suck At?

quote:

---

I don't even have bad form.

---

I have good form except for a Charles Barkley esque hitch before I release the ball.

It's like my brain starts screaming, "People are watching. Don't frick up. YOU frickED UP!"

comparing faces of suspects on tv. if a cop has a photo and is looking for a suspect all that suspect has to do is basically wear glasses and there's a significant amount of doubt in my mind that it might not be the person they are looking for. therefore, it's always been believable to me that superman only needed to put on glasses to become clark kent. i think i might have partial face blindness.

quote:

---

I'm good at a lot of things. I'm naturally quite athletic and coordinated, HOWEVA, I'm the worst bowler I've ever seen.

I don't even throw gutter balls. I just magically only hit 3 pins every time I roll that shite down the lane. I've tried different techniques to no avail. It's actually really sad. I think I have a mental block.

---

I suck at bowling, too. I am crazy-inconsistent.

I can't cut a straight line for shite!

Handyman type stuff around the house. I actually installed an electric water heater recently without help, and I was so proud of myself I nearly popped. Most of the time I screw the task up and have to call in help.

Sobriety

Jogging, stretching

quote:

---

comparing faces of suspects on tv. if a cop has a photo and is looking for a suspect all that suspect has to do is basically wear glasses and there's a significant amount of doubt in my mind that it might not be the person they are looking for. therefore, it's always been believable to me that superman only needed to put on glasses to become clark kent. i think i might have partial face blindness.

---

Somewhat different, but I assume the world is trolling me when they talk about who babies resemble

I actually get mad, that's how convinced I am that they're making this shite up. He looks like Uncle Jack - WTF it's a 6 day old baby