re: What do you say after having sex with a female soldier?

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During a nightly raid of a local village, an evil witch makes away with a few young boys she will use for her potions (hocus pocus style)

Upon arriving back at her witch den, she proceeds to cage up the terrified young boys, and begins brewing her evil potion according to her recipe.

Finally she comes to the end of the recipe, and with an evil laugh, she grabs a boy from the cage and tosses him into the giant boiling cauldron.

After many tormenting screams, followed by a moment of silence, the cauldron suddenly bursts and out jumps a now young man in place of the boy. It was clear the potion didn't go as intended for the witch.

The young man then chases after the bewildered witch and proceeds to kill her with his bare hands.

As he finally makes his way back to the cage to free the confused young boys, they ask him in astonishment, "what happened to you?" "How did you not die?"

"Easy" says the young man, "That witch doesn't kill you... only makes you stronger"

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