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Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:31 am to
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:31 am to
From the top down:

Im not married or Im 50 and sexy
Im in my third semester at Nichols
Soccer mom that will run you over and keep driving
Loves going to the repair shop
Lives in Lakeview and needs AWD due to roads
Couldnt afford the new land rover


This post was edited on 7/3/16 at 11:34 am
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:31 am to
What even more surprising (or not) is that these posters think only blacks and rednecks drive camaros and chargers.
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:33 am to
quote:

What even more surprising (or not) is that these posters think only blacks and rednecks drive camaros and chargers.


correct. southern gentlemen drive trucks, SUV's, or luxury sedans (german made)
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:38 am to
quote:

correct. southern gentlemen drive trucks, SUV's, or luxury sedans (german made)



Incorrect. I have a good trust fund buddy, wealthy, pasty, frat alumni, went to law school, who drives a charger. I'm sorry you care about what others think of your ride.
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:39 am to
quote:

Incorrect. I have a good trust fund buddy, wealthy, pasty, frat alumni, went to law school, who drives a charger. I'm sorry you care about what others think of your ride.




did he go to .......Southern?
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:41 am to
quote:

did he go to .......Southern?



Lulz at you thinking a trust fund baby is going to southern.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31931 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:50 am to
From a standpoint of driving?

The Camaro,Honda,and Subaru drivers are some of the worse,for different reasons. The Camaro drivers tend to try to drive fast,but don' really think ahead,they get themselves trapped a lot. Honda and Subaru drivers are similar to each other. They don't accelerate on the entrance ramps,and never seem to keep a steady speed,always slowing down and speeding up,so you have to pass them over and over again.

I drive a truck,and I can tell you,I can guess what many drivers are going to do,based on their vehicle choice.It's not a perfect science,but works pretty well.Lexus and Infinity drivers are usually the worst.They are very selfish drivers.Mercedes drivers are the most unpredictable.
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:50 am to
you could have been talking about master P's kid for all i know

silly redneck.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:54 am to
quote:

you could have been talking about master P's kid for all i know



The post clearly said "pasty". Didn't know master P had white kids, or you just can't read.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40302 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:55 am to
I'll confess, I do have some car stereotypes.

Any Kia: person can't drive for shite. Prius drivers are a close second in this category.

Any Crown Vic: old person, they will be slow, but generally predictible.

Beyond that, any driver in BR sucks.
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 11:58 am to
quote:

correct. southern gentlemen drive trucks, SUV's,


Only part you got right
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48579 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 12:01 pm to
Here is what it says to me, in order:

Owns a late model vehicle
Owns a late model vehicle
Owns a late model vehicle
Owns a late model vehicle
Owns a late model vehicle
Owns a late model vehicle, if it was a different color, it could be my wife's.

About it,
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35522 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

subaru - knows bang for the buck/likes outdoors


it's so absurd that people say lesbian. maybe it's just a southern thing. Subarus are bred from a rally car tradition, and are the best mountain car by far.

there is no other car for the price (and really even for any price) that combines the MPG, cargo capacity, towing capacity, superior AWD system, low-maint cost, reliability, and ground clearance of the Outback. And its resale record is as good as if not better than any Honda.
Posted by Niklaus Mikaelson
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2016
84 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

Camaro: Young & either redneck or black. Probably broke w/ 700 FICO or lower. Financed for 60 mos or longer.



What if I buy the 640 horsepower ZL1 Camaro. Will your opinion of me change?

quote:

Charger: Black, probably broke & bad credit. All ages


What if I buy the 707 horsepower Hellcat Charger. Will your opinion of me change?
Posted by JombieZombie
Member since Nov 2009
7687 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 12:22 pm to
Mid-life crisis
Student / single
Baller wannabe
Confusion, might come with a pack of Kools
Lack of sex
Posted by catinthedark
Alabama
Member since Jun 2016
63 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

Wears sock with Birkenstocks and Life is Good t-shirts


I lmao with that one!
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 12:50 pm to
all I know is none of those owners post in the OT bc we all drive bentleys and aston martins at a minimum, those people are poorz
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4811 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 1:10 pm to
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 12:12 pm
Posted by Niklaus Mikaelson
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2016
84 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

as one of my wife's friends always says, a guy that owns an over the top vehicle is probably insecure about something else.


Or he likes fast cars. My dick is big as frick. I've posted pictures of it on Reddit if you want to go over there and search.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 1:21 pm to
I don't make ignorant opinions about people by their choice of mid-price level cars.
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