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What distance, pre urinal, is whipping it out acceptable?
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:14 pm
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:14 pm
Do you wait for the stall or alpha the whole room from the door?
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Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:15 pm to Breesus
If whipping your dick out for all the dudes to see is Alpha, you can call me Omega.
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:17 pm to Trout Bandit
quote:
If whipping your dick out for all the dudes to see is Alpha, you can call me Omega.
there are times where dominance must quickly be established, baw
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:17 pm to Breesus
Proper decorum would suggest that you wait until you are reasonably covered, but sometimes you feel like you're going to piss your pants and every step taken towards the urinal amps up that feeling exponentially and you have to yank it out a good four or five feet away.
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:18 pm to 777Tiger
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there are times where dominance must quickly be established, baw
If you’re gay, sure.
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:20 pm to Breesus
3-1/2 feet.
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:20 pm to Breesus
I start unholstering as soon as I spot a vacancy. Dick is already out by the time I stop walking. My intention is to be efficient with my time out of respect to my brothers who might be waiting in line behind me.
So once I’m in position, dick is already out, but I might stretch it out once I’m stationary to reduce the chance of any kinks in the hose.
I hope that answers your question OP.
So once I’m in position, dick is already out, but I might stretch it out once I’m stationary to reduce the chance of any kinks in the hose.
I hope that answers your question OP.
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:26 pm to 777Tiger
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there are times where dominance must quickly be established, baw
Dominance is not established by being premature with the dick whip.
It’s established by a willingness to make people uncomfortable by breaking some rules with spacing at the urinal. I usually stand next to the black guy even if other urinals are free. He’s not used to that and will feel uncomfortable. If no black guys, I’ll just stand next to any gym bros.
To seal the deal, when no talking is usually allowed, I’ll usually take a deep sigh as the stream first flows and utter the phrase, “Whew… I should NOT have had that asparagus.”
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:29 pm to Breesus
Weirdo
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:29 pm to Willie Stroker
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Willie Stroker
how could one argue with those words of wisdom?
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:29 pm to 777Tiger
Dominance is properly established by standing a full 6 inches further away than anyone else in the row while pissing and leaving the belt undone while you wash your hands.
This post was edited on 4/26/25 at 5:30 pm
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:30 pm to Breesus
You just drop your pants to your ankles lien a toddler and piss bare assed
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:31 pm to Willie Stroker
All about dominance
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:33 pm to Breesus
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:36 pm to Breesus
I always look at the guy peeing next to me to see if he has a boner. If he does, then he’s gay and I’ll avoid eye contact
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:37 pm to Breesus
Zipper down the second I enter the bathroom threshold
Dick out as I approach the urinal and prepare to blast
Dick out as I approach the urinal and prepare to blast
Posted on 4/26/25 at 6:11 pm to Breesus
I whip it out and start pissing as soon as I enter the bathroom.
Posted on 4/26/25 at 6:28 pm to Breesus
I wait until my entire dick is within a plane created by the sides of the urinal.
Disclaimer
I have a small wiener.
Disclaimer
I have a small wiener.
Posted on 4/26/25 at 6:48 pm to Breesus
Aggie boatd
Posted on 4/26/25 at 6:54 pm to Breesus
Whipping your dick so other guys can see it is gay. Congrats on coming out.
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