What Did You Dream About Last Night?

Did she make you French toast for breakfast?

I dreamed that Bunny DeBarge was singing to me.

A Dream

I dreamed that I was eating out Taylor Swift. I mean really going to town on her BUT she tasted awfully sour and tangy, kinda like a 9-volt battery. I kept going anyway because it was Taylor Swift but I kept thinking the whole time about how fricked up it was

A pale wolf dancing in the moonlight

Titties

Funny you ask... I had a dream last night that I was at a hunting camp and there was some a-hole that kept throwing half-empty bottles of coke, sprite, etc at me.

Woke up and realized that one of my kids was sleeping in my bed and was kicking me in the leg, nuts, and stomach.

I frequently remember my dreams. Most are based on reality. They usually seem to lag about 2 weeks behind whatever I’m doing. Most are usually set at my parents’ house, or even if they’re not supposed to be there, the layout is identical. I attribute this to the format of my dreams being my friends, siblings, and I mostly playing make-believe in the yard or around the house.

Some dreams are scary, usually involving me being chased or in an out of control vehicle flying off a cliff. Some are annoying, like pee dreams, or ones where I am with a girl on a date, but my parents keep intervening. Sometimes they’re fun, where I am able to fly or go on fun adventures. Often, though, they’re just as tedious and boring as real life.


I had a couple dreams last night that I remember pretty well:
In one dream, I was sitting at the kitchen counter at my parents' house with them and my oldest brother. I was just sitting there eating while my brother and my parents argued over which jobs he should apply for. For some reason, they wanted him to apply for a job in Houma. When I was living with my parents last year, this was a frequent topic of discussion, so the only weird thing was Houma.

In another one, I asked out a girl that is an acquaintance in real life, she said yes, and we planned for our first date to be going to a metal concert in New Orleans where a friend's band was on the lineup, her idea. I was a little hesitant, at first, since I wanted something where it would be easier for us to talk so I could get to know her better, but I accepted since my friend's band is pretty solid. The dream seemed plausible since all the bands on that bill, including my friend's band, are real and I have seen that girl at that band's shows in the past.

The color of her hair...

Chased? Lol you mean rolling away from?