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re: What did you 1st learn about women when you moved in with one?
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:30 pm to Swamp Angel
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:30 pm to Swamp Angel
So you’re saying I need to start using hair spray. Also added to list.
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Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:32 pm to cbree88
Nothing is ever good enough. Ever.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:45 pm to brass2mouth
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Hey lady, men are insufferable miserable whiny little bitches.
We know this already.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:59 pm to SneezyBeltranIsHere
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Women only have to do 3 things to keep a man: 1.) Keep his balls drained 2.) Keep his stomach full 3.) Give him peace 90% of women are incapable of #3.
1. Why would she want to keep your balls drained when all yall do is bitch moan and complain about hair in the shower, messy bathroom counters, and how she loads the fkn dishwasher.
2. Why would she want to cook for y’all when yall always complain about the fkn sandwich she makes you?
3. That goes both ways- y’all are some loud mouthed bitching fools.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 2:09 pm to Penrod
The shoe thing.
I can leave one pair of shoes or sandals out in the open, or by a door, and within the hour they are thrown in my closet in an aggressive manor.
Right after I find them in my closet, I can walk through the house and find anywhere from 4 to 8 pairs of shoes and sandals from her and daughter by front door, back door, garage door, etc.
But I leave one pair? Oh NO, those cannot be left out
the TP thing? insane. I don't understand it. And if they run out they just raid your closet/bathroom to get theirs. They NEVER go to the garage to get a new sleeve.
Dishwasher loading - yep
Towels? How the frick do you go through so many towels?
Last but definitely not lease is the, "hey i am going to the pool, would you mind doing these 4 things while I am laying out"
I can leave one pair of shoes or sandals out in the open, or by a door, and within the hour they are thrown in my closet in an aggressive manor.
Right after I find them in my closet, I can walk through the house and find anywhere from 4 to 8 pairs of shoes and sandals from her and daughter by front door, back door, garage door, etc.
But I leave one pair? Oh NO, those cannot be left out
the TP thing? insane. I don't understand it. And if they run out they just raid your closet/bathroom to get theirs. They NEVER go to the garage to get a new sleeve.
Dishwasher loading - yep
Towels? How the frick do you go through so many towels?
Last but definitely not lease is the, "hey i am going to the pool, would you mind doing these 4 things while I am laying out"
Posted on 7/15/24 at 2:12 pm to YumYum Sauce
Definition of the word “We”. We=You. As in—-We gonna cut the grass today?
Posted on 7/15/24 at 2:13 pm to cbree88
The double standard is real. She can be sarcastic, snarky, complain about anything under the sun, but you dare not do any of that.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 2:23 pm to YumYum Sauce
One for the hair and one for the body?
Posted on 7/15/24 at 2:24 pm to AwgustaDawg
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I learned that a week a month they were fricking insane.
Edited to add....they will deny this is actually a thing LOL.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 2:26 pm to Odysseus32
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But, you can understand that phrasing it like that is aggressive, right? The implication that cleaning it is a non negotiable puts you in a position of authority and puts the other person on the defensive. Suddenly, even if they have the plan to clean it, it might feel like they are being subservient to you.
Yeah I guess it could be seen as aggressive. The last thing I expect (or want) her to be is subservient. She's definitely not. We are both pretty blunt with each other and it works well for us.
She'd probably have a pretty long list of things that aggravate her about me if she were posting here
This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 7/15/24 at 2:26 pm to AwgustaDawg
Or we skip it bc modern medicine is fabulous.
I just recognized your name. You’ve got some real hot takes on here a lot of the time. Your poor wife.
I just recognized your name. You’ve got some real hot takes on here a lot of the time. Your poor wife.
This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 7/15/24 at 2:33 pm to cbree88
I learned that I'm a hot dude. I'm talking body heat. It was really because of me being a big cuddler. I would roll over and pull her against me in my sleep. She would basically use me for sex, then get up in the night and sleep on her sofa.I guess I was lucky she didn't just send me home.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 2:44 pm to madamsquirrel
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I am getting caught up and realize my husband and I's relationship is more penrod and less mmmmmbeer
But he also complains about how I load the dishwasher
Yeah, I really have no complaints.
EXCEPT: One would think, with the number of times you've UNloaded the dishwasher, you would pick up on how to load it correctly (meaning, getting the most amount of dishes loaded)
Posted on 7/15/24 at 3:30 pm to cbree88
That for some reason my stuff has to be squared away in certain designated spaces in the house, while her shite and my daughter's shite can be strewn about randomly.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 3:44 pm to Loup
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dirty paint roller
I just cleaned out 4 dirty brushes stuffed in a ziplock from my outside fridge. I didn’t even know this was a thing. I’ve never painted and not cleaned my brush. Is this something they learned on Pinterest?
Posted on 7/15/24 at 3:46 pm to Aspercel
Hold up. This isn’t 1950. It’s not like she has to take out the trash, etc. exclusively. But when I find it full I take it out. When she finds it full she bitches that someone hasn’t taken it out. Big difference.
And that’s one of the biggest differences between men and women. We find a problem and we fix it. A woman finds a problem and she bitches incessantly until we fix it.
And that’s one of the biggest differences between men and women. We find a problem and we fix it. A woman finds a problem and she bitches incessantly until we fix it.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 3:46 pm to Odysseus32
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What I've learned is that each person has their own shite and it has nothing to do with gender.
She won't suck your dick any harder bro.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 3:51 pm to Pax Regis
I’m just saying….
Most of the “she blindsided me” divorces are anything but.
Most of the “she blindsided me” divorces are anything but.
Posted on 7/15/24 at 3:52 pm to Mud_Bone
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Most are slobs.......
I don’t know about slobs but almost all of them are hell on bathrooms. When I worked at a fast food joint the summer after high school, it was always the womens bathrooms that were disgusting. Absolutely trashed. Excrement on walls, you name it. We hated cleaning the womens bathroom.
And this is a reality also:
Posted on 7/15/24 at 3:53 pm to Buck Magnum
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I finally understood why my dad would get so pissed when my mom would come home from Walmart. Women buy bullshite and give stupid reasons for doing so.
I cut our grocery budget in half by offering to do the shopping. Plan a menu and stick to it.
She never came home from the store without spending $300. She went for tomatoes one time and came home with 11 bags.
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