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Posted on 5/12/25 at 8:17 am to fastlane
We wrote toilet humor:
Light a candle before you start
Just so you won’t have to smell your own farts.
Neither will others;
Neither sisters nor brothers.
For what they won’t know about your present deed,
Could have easily brought them to their knees.
Do this, and all will be pleased in the end.
And no mention of the poop will ever begin.
Light a candle before you start
Just so you won’t have to smell your own farts.
Neither will others;
Neither sisters nor brothers.
For what they won’t know about your present deed,
Could have easily brought them to their knees.
Do this, and all will be pleased in the end.
And no mention of the poop will ever begin.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 8:29 am to fastlane
Magazines.
Did you not keep magazines in the bathroom?
That or bring in the newspaper.
Did you not keep magazines in the bathroom?
That or bring in the newspaper.
Posted on 5/12/25 at 9:00 am to fastlane
Had magazine subscriptions and always had a stack next to the toilet
Posted on 5/12/25 at 9:10 am to fastlane
Posted on 5/12/25 at 11:45 pm to Mouth
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Nowadays I’ll get up mid dump and get it if I forget to bring my phone. It’s pathetic.
Let me make sure I understand this?
You will go to the bathroom, begin taking a shite, and stop taking a shite to go get your phone if you realize that you don't have it with you, then return to the bathroom to finish taking a shite once you have your phone in hand?
How does this garner 42 upvotes?
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:05 am to GEAUXT
I would usually play guitar. Great acoustics.
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:39 am to GEAUXT
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I do not understand this.
It takes me all of 30 seconds to defecate. Maybe 1 minute if it's a rough one.
This is me. My wife says I shite like a dog because I will go to the bathroom and be back 3 mins later with my hands washed. When I am ready to go I am ready to go. I am not someone that hears the 6 o'clock bells chime and goes and sits for however long it takes.
Posted on 5/13/25 at 12:46 am to fastlane
shampoo bottles and hamburgers
Posted on 5/13/25 at 7:40 am to fastlane
Lingerie section of Sears catalogue. Victorias Secret catalogue if I was lucky.
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