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Posted on 9/24/26 at 9:11 pm to LChama
There will be no apps in 5 years. Just a giant Siri that can do everything any app can do
Posted on 9/24/26 at 9:13 pm to biglego
quote:there already a few devices that does this.
Jack me off hands free, hopefully
Posted on 9/24/26 at 9:14 pm to LSU5508
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Think the watch has more potential? I wouldn't be shocked if in 10 years it was drawing labs, checking for diabetes, and handling all high blood pressure.
If I could do my monthly blood INR check on my phone, that would be awesome.
Posted on 9/24/26 at 9:15 pm to LChama
Whatever it is it will be years behind android and be perceived as revolutionary.
If you doubt it, fact check me.
If you doubt it, fact check me.
Posted on 9/24/26 at 9:46 pm to LChama
Update Skynet with your geolocation in real time.
Posted on 9/24/26 at 9:49 pm to OysterPoBoy
quote:Any idear exactly when and how much this service will cost?
X Ray vision.
(Asking for a fiend)
Posted on 9/24/26 at 10:20 pm to LChama
In 10 years there will be no more phones. We will be able to teleport our thoughts to those whom you are "synched up" with. Average size houses will be built in 2 weeks or less because they will be pre fabricated and delivered by massive helicopters that can hold 300 tons easily.
Posted on 9/24/26 at 10:34 pm to LChama
Elon says there will be NO apps. AI will know what you want and produce it. No need to go thru apps to get things
Posted on 9/24/26 at 10:39 pm to LChama
quote:Whatever Androids could do a couple of years ago.
What crazy things will iphones be able to do in the future
Posted on 9/24/26 at 10:44 pm to awestruck
Samsung is trash….worst smart phone I ever had. It was a galaxy and awful. Ditched it for an iPhone and haven’t looked back.
Posted on 9/24/26 at 10:45 pm to LSU5508
quote:that would be awesome
drawing labs
Posted on 9/24/26 at 10:53 pm to backbone
quote:
Samsung is trash….worst smart phone I ever had. It was a galaxy and awful. Ditched it for an iPhone and haven’t looked back.
Posted on 9/24/26 at 10:55 pm to LChama
Whatever android cane up with first.
Posted on 9/24/26 at 10:56 pm to backbone
Then you're a moron. Congrats!
Posted on 9/25/26 at 4:43 am to LChama
Attach to the cable that will come out of our assholes so that it can use AI to leverage our physical bodies to do what the machine god needs.
There will probably also be a really expensive ad campaign to sell us on this concept with the slogan “when god calls, will you answer?” It will show everyone connecting to the hive mind and looking to the sky and smiling in true bliss.
The dark side of this is that we’ll all receive docking station which are actually frickbot that are giving us “Steve jobs” to harvest our reproductive genetic materials needed to fuel the god. Eventually our human leaders will ban and spilling of genetic materials that aren’t otherwise used for human reproduction or fueling the machine.
There will also eventually be an ad campaign they run with the blissful words “Welcome to Heaven” on the screen while the song “What if God Was One Of Us” plays and we see beautiful landscape imagery that all leads to a nude Sydney Sweeney seductively pulling an apple from a beautiful tree and offering us a bite. We take a bite from that apple and the screen fades to black and the bitten apple shows itself as the Apple logo.
We eventually come to realize that Steve Jobs did indeed conceive of the brand Apple and its advanced machinery during a DMT trip where we spoke to the blue witch who has indeed been trying to escape the shadow realm for centuries.
I need help.
There will probably also be a really expensive ad campaign to sell us on this concept with the slogan “when god calls, will you answer?” It will show everyone connecting to the hive mind and looking to the sky and smiling in true bliss.
The dark side of this is that we’ll all receive docking station which are actually frickbot that are giving us “Steve jobs” to harvest our reproductive genetic materials needed to fuel the god. Eventually our human leaders will ban and spilling of genetic materials that aren’t otherwise used for human reproduction or fueling the machine.
There will also eventually be an ad campaign they run with the blissful words “Welcome to Heaven” on the screen while the song “What if God Was One Of Us” plays and we see beautiful landscape imagery that all leads to a nude Sydney Sweeney seductively pulling an apple from a beautiful tree and offering us a bite. We take a bite from that apple and the screen fades to black and the bitten apple shows itself as the Apple logo.
We eventually come to realize that Steve Jobs did indeed conceive of the brand Apple and its advanced machinery during a DMT trip where we spoke to the blue witch who has indeed been trying to escape the shadow realm for centuries.
I need help.
This post was edited on 9/25/26 at 5:16 am
Posted on 9/25/26 at 5:21 am to LChama
The camera that also makes phone calls as we know it will be gone. Probably some type of holographic image.
Posted on 9/25/26 at 6:47 am to LSUDUCKMAN67
quote:Not much of an update...someone beat you to it.
I have a walkie talkie feature on my watch now.
Posted on 9/25/26 at 6:52 am to MyRockstarComplex
quote:The interface will be WiFi and the receiver will be imbedded inside the human drones.
Attach to the cable that will come out of our assholes so that it can use AI to leverage our physical bodies to do what the machine god needs.
Probably in the brain cavity would be a logical place to discourage attempts to disconnect.
Posted on 9/25/26 at 7:02 am to LSU5508
quote:
Think the watch has more potential?
The glasses will eventually take over everything. Trust me, I’ve been in some meetings and the possibilities are scary.
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