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What could go wong scratching your back with a glass bottle?
Posted on 12/19/19 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 12/19/19 at 1:17 pm
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A Chinese man has had a seven-inch-long glass bottle removed from his rectum after he said he had accidentally inserted it into himself.
The patient, known as Mr Wen, told doctors that he was trying to use the container to scratch his itchy backside when it slipped into his body all of sudden.
He went to a hospital in southern China's Guangdong Province after finding it hard to walk with the two-inch-wide object jammed in his rear.
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Through a physical examination, Dr Lin detected a hard object lodged in Mr Wen's rectum about two inches from his anus.
An X-ray check revealed that the item was a bottle.
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It turned out that the bottle had been used to hold liquid used as a traditional Chinese mosquito repellent and itch soother.
I hate when shite always slips into my arse.
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Posted on 12/19/19 at 1:18 pm to arseinclarse
Rectum? Damn near kirred him.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 1:18 pm to arseinclarse
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he was trying to use the container to scratch his itchy backside when it slipped into his body all of sudden
This post was edited on 12/19/19 at 1:21 pm
Posted on 12/19/19 at 1:19 pm to arseinclarse
Million to one shot doc
Posted on 12/19/19 at 1:19 pm to arseinclarse
fricker just came outta nowhere!
Posted on 12/19/19 at 1:21 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 12/19/19 at 1:21 pm to arseinclarse
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when it slipped into his body all of sudden
That's what they all say
Posted on 12/19/19 at 1:22 pm to arseinclarse
he was happened to be in the middle of mositurizing his a-hole with KY at the same time his back had a sudden itch.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 1:24 pm to arseinclarse
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I shove the bottle deep in my arse.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 1:29 pm to arseinclarse
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China's Guangdong Province
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hard to walk with the two-inch-wide object jammed in his rear.
imagine that !
Posted on 12/19/19 at 1:42 pm to MorbidTheClown
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A Chinese man has had a seven-inch-long glass bottle removed from his rectum after he said he had accidentally inserted it into himself.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 1:43 pm to arseinclarse
:brokenassglass:
Posted on 12/19/19 at 1:45 pm to arseinclarse
Wow I was scratching my back with a bottle the other day. Really makes you think. Could have been me that caught the gay
Posted on 12/19/19 at 2:00 pm to arseinclarse
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It turned out that the bottle had been used to hold liquid used as a traditional Chinese mosquito repellent and itch soother.
The upside is that he can fart away mosquitoes like a champ.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 2:14 pm to arseinclarse
How gay and horny does one have to be to do this?
Posted on 12/19/19 at 2:19 pm to arseinclarse
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seven-inch-long glass bottle removed from his rectum after he said he had accidentally inserted it into himself.
While I get that this is improbable, I believe we should withhold judgment until we get the girth.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 2:21 pm to Winston Cup
Posted on 12/19/19 at 2:52 pm to Meauxjeaux
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I believe we should withhold judgment until we get the girth
two-inch-wide object jammed in his rear.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 3:22 pm to arseinclarse
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A Chinese man has had a seven-inch-long glass bottle removed from his rectum after he said he had accidentally inserted it into himself.
Texas A&M-Shanghai
Posted on 12/19/19 at 3:25 pm to arseinclarse
How does someone get so interested and involved in shoving things up their arse that they get to the "entire bottle" level, but still haven't invested in a basic bigass dildo to do it with?
You know if that glass breaks, you die a painful death, right freaky Chinese gays?
You know if that glass breaks, you die a painful death, right freaky Chinese gays?
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