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Posted on 12/28/17 at 1:40 am to SDTiger15
quote:we have a winner
In college I was hammered and had to take a shite. Walked by a car that was unlocked. Proceeded to shite on the front passenger seat.
Posted on 12/28/17 at 1:47 am to rebeloke
I actually used white privilege. I pushed a black kid. He turned and hit me. Teacher saw him hit me, but didn't see me push him. We were sent to principal's office. Principle asked me if I started it. I say no. Principle believed my lying white arse over the black kid. He got suspended. I didn't give a frick at the time, but when I think back on it, it was a low down shite thing I did. He was actually an alright dude. frick me.
This post was edited on 12/28/17 at 1:48 am
Posted on 12/28/17 at 1:56 am to Bustedsack
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was running around an airport one day, went a little too far to where I did not want to walk or run back to my truck. Saw a cop. Faked a leg injury and hobbled towards him and asked if he could give me a ride back to my truck. He questioned me but persisted that I was unable to make it to my truck. He reluctantly gave me a ride back to my truck.
Okay, this is hilarious.
Posted on 12/28/17 at 5:47 am to BoogaBear
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I convinced a chick it was accidental I piihb. It wasn't. I did it again. She caught on.
"That's not my pussy!"
"That's not my finger!"
Posted on 12/28/17 at 6:12 am to rebeloke
Bought a younger homeless guy on college a canes box and a coke. Got him to walk over by chili's.
Handed him the food, and he asked me for money.
I put one hand on my gun in case he was armed, and slapped the food 10ft into the fricking air.
Felt bad.
A buddy in college always let me stay at his house in Lafayette because he stayed with his girlfriend most nights. He had one rule, don't have sex in his bed.
My girlfriend and I did some terrible things in that house...but we always finished in that bed
Handed him the food, and he asked me for money.
I put one hand on my gun in case he was armed, and slapped the food 10ft into the fricking air.
Felt bad.
A buddy in college always let me stay at his house in Lafayette because he stayed with his girlfriend most nights. He had one rule, don't have sex in his bed.
My girlfriend and I did some terrible things in that house...but we always finished in that bed
Posted on 12/28/17 at 6:55 am to Bustedsack
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I was running around an airport one day, went a little too far to where I did not want to walk or run back to my truck. Saw a cop. Faked a leg injury and hobbled towards him and asked if he could give me a ride back to my truck. He questioned me but persisted that I was unable to make it to my truck. He reluctantly gave me a ride back to my truck.
Yea being a fatty is low down and dirty
Posted on 12/28/17 at 7:27 am to SDTiger15
I was at a rugby tournament a while back in college where everyone stays in tents. Like 900 people. We open the car after a long party night and there was deuce in the front passenger seat of my friends car. That you??
Posted on 12/28/17 at 7:34 am to rebeloke
I had sex with a professor during my freshman year of college, partly because I was worried about my grade in the class.
Posted on 12/28/17 at 8:08 am to X123F45
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Bought a younger homeless guy on college a canes box and a coke. Got him to walk over by chili's. Handed him the food, and he asked me for money. I put one hand on my gun in case he was armed, and slapped the food 10ft into the fricking air.

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